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"I was in a long dark tunnel"

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Remastered, reissued and available now. Get it in your ears.

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@fleetstreetfox @CocaCola @CostaCoffee @SchweppesGB Not so fun fact: Coca Cola invented Fanta specifically so it could continue trading with the Nazis during WW2. It couldn't get the cola syrup to Germany, but it had lots of available orange. So hardly a surprise.

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Bang Your Motherfucking Head. https://t.co/FkzMzts8PW

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@trevorjofficial Holden's Balance 005, from 2003, is also pretty epic.

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@KirstySedgman He also made a TV show about this piece of shite. For a man who can't write novels, it seems he's got quite a lot of mileage out of the novel he clearly could not write.

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@TudorAcid I reckon there's scope for a crossover Squid Game/Columbo series.

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@RickScottFlynn @RMeldrum1 @ElectronicMagUK Plus, if you're really struggling, it looks like I'll end up with a spare copy, which I could part with for what it cost me.

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@RMeldrum1 @ElectronicMagUK I've been away from home (and my record player) for six weeks. Can't wait to get back to listen to all the records that have been stacking up. This will definitely be spinning first. It's such a rich and luscious record; I imagine it must sound awesome on vinyl.

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@ceephax What a handsome feller. Are you actually able to cook food in your kitchen now? Maybe an album where all the tracks are names of the food you were cooking at the time. 'Beans on Toast Acid' 'Spag Bog Acid' 'Baked Potato Acid' 'Pot Noodle Acid' 'Dreamies Acid'

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@jetfury @swissairlines Hey Geoff, you need to use their new Twitter account @FlySWISS

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A JUNGALIST sees a long dark tunnel
https://t.co/g3VDuQJKpw

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@BBC6Music Should probably squeeze this little'n in from Drukqs, since it features his parents singing him Happy Birthday' on an answerphone message. https://t.co/DqtT1Fjplf

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@RayDaleyWriter @Joannechocolat Given the gunman was one of the six who died, you're saying he murdered himself?

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@WonkaBeet @j0s3fk @Joannechocolat Number one doesn't even mention anyone died. It's the worst of the three.

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@Joannechocolat Number 1 is poor as it makes no mention of the fact that the people died. It also doesn't sit well with the fact that one of the people who died was the shooter. Number 3, though passive, is probably a better representation.

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@jhoburgh @bodlingboy @simontucker1979 Flashbacks to Brexit. You lost @simontucker1979 get over it.

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Tories before elections: Vote for us, we're going to open up traveling so you can enjoy much deserved holidays.

Tories after elections: Thanks for the votes, suckers, enjoy your trip to the #Falklands.

It won't just be foreign holidays these cunts fuck you on.

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@Lucy_Aspden @TelegraphTravel Hey Lucy, I once made the mistake of asking for 'fish and chips' rather than a 'fish supper' whist visiting on a haggis hunting trip north of the border. I was made to eat a deep fried dog turd for my crimes. And I didn't even manage to shoot a single haggis. Can do 3,000 words?