|•| Jared Kleinman |•|

jυѕт тryιng тo lιve a norмal lιғe! go wιтн тнe ғlow, gang! •ғly nerdy gυy• RP Account•

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

тecнnology, lιĸe arт, ιѕ a ѕoarιng eхercιѕe oғ тнe нυмan ιмagιnaтιon

|| jared ĸleιnмan || deн ||
•nѕғw/мaтυre тнeмeѕ•
||#DEHRP||#BMCRP||#MusicalRP||#OpenRP
•croѕѕover ғrιendly•

тecнnology ιѕ, oғ coυrѕe, a doυвle edged ѕword.ғιre can cooĸ oυr ғood вυт alѕo вυrn υѕ

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

@Drunken_Kisses "My nani the pardon-"

He chuckled, wrapping his arms around her and waddling them over to the fridge.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

@Drunken_Kisses

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

"Treats for you, my lady. "

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

"Treats for you, my lady. "

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

@Drunken_Kisses "Gegh-"

He rubbed the back of his neck.

"Yeah, honey, sure. "

He put the pan down and put on his jacket, not even changing into his regular shoes to jog to the corner store for a whole dozen eggs-- just for her.

He bent down to gently kiss her head before he started.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

Blink blink.

"Darling, how many fried eggs do you want-"

[Nicole ◃:✮.❃ @Drunken_Kisses]

She is just laying down face first on the floor.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

@Drunken_Kisses Blink blink.

"Baby we don't even have that many eggs-"

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

nNNNOOOO I BUSTED A YOLK

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

Happy

Borfday

Nicole~

❤

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

@Drunken_Kisses He let out a sigh of relief.

"I'm sorry I've been so busy lately... Being a bad husband is my specialty... "

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

I know it's not exactly it, but...

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

Open the box on the table, honey.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

Sets a large box with holes in it down on the table.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

It's okay, honey. I don't want any.

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

It's your cake,,,

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

Sorry, I

Didn't do anything, Nicole...

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

OKAY, DARLING-

[|•| Jared Kleinman |•| @TechnoKinky]

*FRANTICALLY GOOGLING PINK SNAKES*

I'M FINE, I'M SURE-