Techtimz

[Sarah🌸✨ @SarahSpace__]

You shouldn’t even visit a guy that is obviously sexually attracted to you if you don’t plan on having sex with him fgs!

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

Maturing is realizing that most people who are overly sexual in person or online are very shit at sex (porn stars excluded)

[🍒 @nimibillions]

i like freaks mehn. come overly freaked out, i no fit teach anybody anything.

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

You fit budget 50k for a week , make you spend 45k on Monday .

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

get one 3/10 wey dey always give me tots during hard times, one of these days I go try carry her go date make she feel special

[Clit Commander 🇯🇲 @burnerkidldn]

As a man with a big dick there’s nothing better than slowly stretching out some pussy, sitting in it, feeling her getting wetter, slowly fucking her until she’s taking it easily, creaming and cumming on it

[23 @23uno_]

the day my own moving man go meet his luck, he go burst cry.

[Shakiru @therealshakiru]

I’m due for a “we really shouldn’t be doing this” type of sex 😭

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Having a small body is an anti-aging cheat code. But you’ll deal with small small disrespect.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

One of my biggest fear na make my wife dey carry bike go antenatal.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[Idris Akinlabi @eedris_akinlabi]

I'm 35.

At this point in my career, I know people earning ₦1m–₦10m monthly remotely and if you ask them what exactly they do all day, the answer is they over see activities.

One guy disappears for hours during workdays, goes to the gym, runs errands, attends family events and still gets "great job" from his manager.

Another works for a foreign company, travels constantly and seems to spend more time at airports than on Zoom.

Then I know brilliant people working 10-hour days, commuting through Lagos traffic and earning a fraction of that.

The modern job market is one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

The hardest worker is not always the highest paid.

Not even close.

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

"How did your money finish?" Is such a triggering question to ask me in this tinubu regime.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I dislike women who automatically assume every man's intentions toward them are sexual

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

There’s absolutely nothing more pleasing than watching yourself do the things you said you’d do. I really value honoring the promises I’ve made to myself.

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

Open Letter to the Governor of Ekiti State @biodunaoyebanji

Your Excellency, Governor of Ekiti State,

I write this letter as a concerned citizen who genuinely wants to see Ekiti State thrive and reach its full potential.

For many of us who grew up in Ekiti or have spent years visiting Ado-Ekiti, there is a growing feeling that the state is not moving at the pace it should. While other states are actively attracting investments, empowering young people, and building modern economies, Ekiti risks being left behind.

One of the biggest concerns is the relationship between law enforcement and young people. In today’s digital economy, many young professionals work remotely as software developers, designers, content creators, digital marketers, traders, and entrepreneurs. Unfortunately, many of these young people often feel unfairly targeted and harassed simply because of how they look, the devices they carry, or the vehicles they drive.

A state cannot build a thriving technology ecosystem when its innovators and creatives constantly feel like suspects. Many talented Ekiti youths are relocating to Lagos, Ibadan, Abuja, and abroad because they believe they have better opportunities and freedom elsewhere. This brain drain is costing the state valuable talent and future economic growth.

There is also concern about the pace of economic development. While private investors continue to acquire properties and establish businesses, many citizens believe more can be done to create an environment that encourages local entrepreneurship, attracts investment, and generates sustainable jobs.

Rather than relying solely on government employment, Ekiti should position itself as a hub for technology, agriculture, education, tourism, and innovation. The state’s greatest asset is its educated population, and this advantage should be fully leveraged.

Suggested Solutions :

End Unnecessary Police Harassment :

Establish a clear framework for policing that respects citizens’ rights.

Create a public complaint channel for reporting harassment.

Conduct regular training for security personnel on community policing.

Launch an Ekiti Digital Economy Initiative

Create technology hubs and innovation centers across the state.

Provide grants and support for startups and young entrepreneurs.

Partner with private technology companies to create jobs.

Retain and Attract Talent

Offer incentives for businesses that employ Ekiti youths.

Develop co-working spaces and reliable internet infrastructure.

Promote remote work opportunities and digital skills training.
Improve Infrastructure

Continue upgrading major roads and transportation networks.

Invest in stable power and internet connectivity.

Prioritize infrastructure projects that directly support economic growth.

Promote Investment and Business Growth
Simplify business registration and approval processes.

Create an investor-friendly environment that attracts local and international businesses.
Support small and medium-sized enterprises with funding and training.

Your Excellency, this letter is not written to criticize for the sake of criticism. It is written out of hope. Ekiti has enormous potential, a highly educated population, and a reputation for excellence. With the right policies and leadership, the state can become one of Nigeria’s leading destinations for innovation, investment, and opportunity.

The future of Ekiti depends not only on building roads and structures but also on creating an environment where young people can dream, build, innovate, and succeed without fear.

Respectfully,

A Concerned Ekiti Citizen 🖊️.

[goma @soigomaa]

I noticed something:
People who have traveled a lot tend to judge less. Not because they became nicer, but because they've seen too many versions of what's "normal."
In one country, it's normal to eat with your hands.
In another, it's normal to stay quiet at the table.
In a third, it's normal to hug strangers.
When you've seen 30 different versions of "the right way," you stop believing yours is the only one.
Travel doesn't just teach geography.
It teaches tolerance.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I like how babes that their Men are “funding” always find a way to punish those Men for being an id!ot

e dey always sweet me!

[olamide @residentbabyboy]

I’m a man of modest income, yes I dey chop life, but e average… I no dey enter settings wey pass my power 😂🙏🏾

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you still dey think say girl wey sleep with you dey do you favour, my brother you be mumu