LuLu

[🧚🏽‍♂️ @raanidoll]

48 hours later and you’re all still discussing me. 😭

Anyway, whilst you’re here - hi! I’m Raani & I run Sarani Events. 🤍🧚🏽‍♂️

Planning an event in Lagos, London or beyond? You’ve found the right woman!

IG: @saranievents
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[Ìfẹ́ @diaryofa9jagirl]

This is an emergency and we have to treat it as such.
If you’ve suffered from post partum mental illness, please send me a DM, I’d like to share your story.
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[Mo @Mo_1an]

Omo lowkey I miss “Gulder Ultimate Search”

[Immigrate With Ammy @AmmyWith]

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[Mo @Mo_1an]

“Marriage is sweet when it’s with the right person”….. Yimu 😏

[Mo @Mo_1an]

I’ve just realised we’re slowly losing the art of banter. Nowadays, friends take appropriate jokes way too seriously and overanalyse every little thing. Sometimes just loosen up, have a laugh and banter back. Not everything needs a think piece or a moral investigation 😂

[Mo @Mo_1an]

If a person deliberately keeps a part of themselves away from you, should you be blamed for not knowing that part of them that they’ve intentionally kept away from you?

[LuLu @TechyDea]

@Mo_1an 😂😂😂

[Mo @Mo_1an]

Thanks to a post on TikTok, I can now articulate the reason why I hate dogs. It is because they are too friendly, just play with them small and maybe give them some treats, boom! they become so friendly, no composure at all, very gutter behaviour.

[Mo @Mo_1an]

The more you learn, the more you realise how much you don’t know.

Others see brilliance, you see the gaps. Maybe that tension isn’t imposter syndrome, it’s what happens when you become aware of how vast knowledge really is.

[Mo @Mo_1an]

@emmyxtweets This is the tweet right here!

[LuLu @TechyDea]

@Mo_1an Very true

[Mo @Mo_1an]

I really don’t like being outside on a rainy day cause everything jut irritates me 🥴

[Mo @Mo_1an]

Omo truly, Nigeria is a toxic lover.

[LuLu @TechyDea]

@Mo_1an I’ve been seeing this phrase a lot, what’s going on with friendships now?

[Mo @Mo_1an]

You’re cool, but you’re not my friend

[Mo @Mo_1an]

If you see a woman or child being sexually or physically abused and choose to “mind your business,” you’re complicit. As the saying goes: “The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserve their neutrality.”

[Mo @Mo_1an]

Omo, people saying “this is a typical mother-daughter relationship” about the most outrageous and toxic stories abeggg 😭 It is NOT typical ooo. Just because it happened to you or people around you doesn’t make it normal or typical. You guys are the outliers.

[Mo @Mo_1an]

Just because I don’t address your bullshit and I’m polite to you in social settings doesn’t mean I’m cool with what you did, or that we’re friends. It simply means I’m choosing not to give you my energy, and my mum raised me better than to be fighting in public.

[Mo @Mo_1an]

Omo I just want catfish pepper soup and star radlar, is that too much to ask for?