Philip Kirk

Databricks corporate development & ventures

[Citrini @citrini]

I give it a year until we see a new breed of AI native private equity firms that acquire companies just so they can move their workflows from Claude to open source Chinese models and flip them.

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@maleekskies Film title?

[RoundHouse Provisions @RoundHouseProv]

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[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

Probably the funniest graph ever published by the FT: our 3 possible futures are either 1) infinite wealth and abundance, 2) human extinction or 3) 0.2% faster GDP growth 🤣

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@andrewkeh Great humanizing piece @andrewkeh now spent last 45 min reading your other NYC human stories they are stellar! 👍

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@danprimack But what is better EWR? 🤮

[Mitchell Baldridge @baldridgecpa]

The only remaining stablecoin

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@typesfast Non-admitted carriers can price policies for fire that are not constrained by CA state limitations so there are other options.. but gets expensive fast.

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@theurbanologist Except for people in Subarus

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@villi @chesaboudin I’ve been hoping someone will install a motion-activated water system… maybe load it with paint tho?

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@metcalfc Uninstall that Olde English dictionary pack….

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever got your boat stuck in the Suez Canal and blocked 10% of the world’s trade?

[Eugene Scott @Eugene_Scott]

A few short years ago, Capitol Police arrested Rev. Raphael Warnock for praying in the rotunda in protest of GOP efforts to repeal the Affordable Care Act https://t.co/bCEmBEws3k

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@SFPDPark Thank you Park Station Officers for your dedication!

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@jamesurquhart @Tesla Just give them the garage code and ask them to plug it in, then wake up in the AM w coffee and enjoy!

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@jallread @hels Looks delicious for a cold day... just needs some home baked bread!

[Philip Kirk @TechyPhil]

@dscheinm @dscheinm they were just too cheap to pay to put their logos on the map!

[T Wolf 🌁 @Twolfrecovery]

#SanFrancisco now has over $800,000,000 (Eight Hundred Million) to spend on reducing homelessness and addressing the drug and mental health crisis in the city. No more excuses. We must see real, measurable results and soon.
@LondonBreed @MattHaneySF @sfbos @SF_DPH