Stanslaus Semele

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto, after four years in power, has made 455 promises, but only 12 of them have been fulfilled.

This means only 2.6% of his promises have been fulfilled

[JIMMY MOTORS @DerrickUdu55582]

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[Stanslaus Semele @TeckwiseCo]

@I__amSparta Tuseme kuna venye tu unajua mtu wenu.

[Stanslaus Semele @TeckwiseCo]

@I__amSparta Brad, hata ujifiche I know your steps bro.

[Stanslaus Semele @TeckwiseCo]

@KeEquityBank Oe @KeEquityBank, mlisema siwezi pata loan kabisa despite my account being active just because of HELB?

[Stanslaus Semele @TeckwiseCo]

@amenya_nelson Exactly. This thing pisses me off even though I am for Sifuna.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Remember when they said,”Hii Maandamano inaharibu biashara”😂😂This is what happens when people think “not everything is politics “

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

When Ekuru Aukot wrote the progressive Punda Amechoka, Raila used it to marshal Okoa Kenya movement & protests all over Nairobi.
He even said punda amechoka.

Immediately after the handshake, Raila and Uhuru flew to China, to seek a 158B loan to extend the SGR, a further burden on the tired donkey.

They didn't stop there, Value Added Tax was hiked expomentially, monoes were set aside for...BBI, a stupid constitutional ammendment draft.

Citizens were left in the cold, as Raila and his boys gained power.

By embracing Raila, Uhuru pushed Ruto as mount kenya's only hope.
A coalition of Mount Kenya and the Rift Valley is enough to make ine president.
So we can almost certainly say it was done deliberately.

Ruto wins.
And he is having a blast looting, silently getting away with it.

2023 finance bill happens.
Raila says Ruto Must Go.
He summons us, this time round he asks we bring cooking pans and sufurias to protest, I obliged.

I was locked up at Muoroto police station for days.
When we came out, Raila had agreed to NADCO with Ruto, handshake.

2024 happens.
The youth oppose Finance Bill 2024.
Occupy Parliament.
Set it on fire.

We are getting ready to storm statehouse.

We are then reminded it's a protected area by traotors embedded amongst us.
Fuck you Kimuzi.
Fuck you Hanifa.
Fuck you if you made that tweet.

But Ruto is still in trouble.
Kenyans are planning an even bigger protest to Occupy Statehouse.
Then Raila happens again.

At the foot of the KICC, they did their handshake.
He played his knight card, again.

Kenyans are now wiser, so they reject the alliance and turn on Raila.

The system must now plot it's existence.

Enter Rigathi Gachagua, the new Raila.
He is intended to keep the masses on a leash, so you don't ever rise against the tyrants with power.

But, existential times require shrewd measures.
So multiple knights were fronted;
Sifuna.
Ndindi Nyoro.
Irungu Kangata.
Morara.
Mithika Linturi.
Justin Muturi.
Moses Kuria.
Natembeya.
Salasya.

Kalonzo is on a retainer.

A CONTROLLED OPPOSITION.

I left out grandpa owino.
He is a prince.

They shifted the goalpost.
We forgot our demmads;
Good governance.
Corruption free nation.
Working systems.
An end to debt enslavement.
Auditing odious debt.
Prosecuting corruption.
Land.

We started with Ruto Must Go as our battle cry.
Now it's WANTAM, as if he has done such a good job as to deserve to finish the current term.

We said Occupy Statehouse, now we are waiting for 2027 as they loot, abduct and kill innocent people.

THE BEST WAY TO CONTROL THE OPPOSITION, IS TO LEAD IT YOURSELF.

[Stanslaus Semele @TeckwiseCo]

@DerrickUdu55582 I am impressed with this particular unit.

[Njambi @A_Njambi]

TWITTER FOLKS WHO ARE EMOTIONAL ABOUT MY LAST TWEET,

MJIDISHI! KASONGO HAS UN-ALIVED WAY TOO MANY INNOCENT KENYANS, SO COUNT ME OUT WHEN HE’S “CELEBRATING HIS KIDS”

HIM & HIS ENTIRE LINEAGE DESERVE NOTHING BUT THE WORST!

MAY THE CURSE UPON HIM RUN TO HIS THIRD FOURTH AND FIFTH GENERATION!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

If you’ve been told you need to stop being bitter and heal,ama learn how to separate issues or you’re mad coz you were never invited ..bash ni wapi? I need to be in the midst of my bitter mates tuchange ya pilau😂😂Clearly invite ndio ilikua issue🙌🏾

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There are more thieves in kilgoris than kamiti prison today .

[Serabi @ExecChefKabura]

H.E Sifuna can throw shade

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Ni Charlene mnatetea hivo fr? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Huyu Charlene huuza damu wakenya wamedonate? Huyu Charlene babake ameua watoto wa watu? Huyu Charlene babake ameiba pesa za nchi ata before wengine wazaliwe? Lmao she can burn in hell for all we care...infact yeye na lineage yake yote

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Genge la wezi

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Call it jealousy, call it hatred, call it whatever, my hatred for that family will forever be constant...families have suffered and cried because of them halafu mko hapa mnajifanya, big nonsense...

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Maybe Denzel Omondi would be having his wedding this year also.

They killed someone’s lover and celebrated their child’s wedding.

[kokistyled @kokistyled]

Mimi as long as vijana waliuawa kwa streets and we all watched mothers languishing in pain, my beef na hio familia ni very much personal. Wivu ni nyinyi.