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Tectone reveals doctors say his baby will be at least 6'4" because of his and Sophia's genetics

"We got told by the doctors that our baby at its shortest should be 6'4 when they're mature and grown. Because Sophie and I are so fucking huge."

"The genetics for our baby are insane. Our kid is going to be almost as big as me minimum. My kid might be taller than me. So there's going to be fucking aura."

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Tectone reveals doctors say his baby will be at least 6'4" because of his and Sophia's genetics

"We got told by the doctors that our baby at its shortest should be 6'4 when they're mature and grown. Because Sophie and I are so fucking huge."

"The genetics for our baby are insane. Our kid is going to be almost as big as me minimum. My kid might be taller than me. So there's going to be fucking aura."

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Tectone says Mizkif hired someone to stalk him in real life and fabricated fake transcripts

"He hired a person to stalk me in real life. He fabricated many fake claims about me in my personal life. He wrote an entire fake transcript and hired a person to write another fake transcript on me."

"He then decided to stalk me again and my now wife. He said that I was a convicted rapist and got that claim pushed throughout the entire internet, all while saying that Mizkif won and I lost."

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Tectone says he lied to his wife about her coffee being bad so she keeps trying to improve

"She told me that this tastes terrible, and I said that's okay sweetheart, you did your best. When in reality it actually tastes delicious."

"But I don't want to tell her that because then she'll stop trying to get better. This is a damn good cup of coffee and I'm like damn, you don't think this tastes good?"

"Well, anyways, I'm not gonna say anything because maybe you'll make it even better somehow."

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Tectone says Trump is one of the best presidents ever with only one mistake

"Donald J. Trump, a great president. I'm going to go on record and say one of the best presidents we've ever had. Only mistake he ever did, mishandling of the Epstein files. Everything else he's done has been in pure benefit to our country."

"If I could vote, and he could go for a third term, I absolutely would vote him in office."Tectone says Trump is one of the best presidents ever with only one mistake

"Donald J. Trump, a great president. I'm going to go on record and say one of the best presidents we've ever had. Only mistake he ever did, mishandling of the Epstein files. Everything else he's done has been in pure benefit to our country."

"If I could vote, and he could go for a third term, I absolutely would vote him in office."

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Tectone says he feels like Hasan is a Republican plant to make Democrats look stupid

"I actually think is largely the reason why the nation is more red than it's ever been. It's like he's a psyop. There's no way anybody is this retarded."

"I feel like Hasan is a plant that the Republicans put in the Democratic Party to make the Democrats look even more retarded than they already do. Nobody gains benefit from working with Hasan. He is literally sabotaging his own political party."

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Tectone explains his worst take ever, the spoon take

"What I said was, what is the point of spoons when you have forks right there? Even for soup, a fork is still better because then you just get all the solids out with the fork and then you just drink the bowl."

"You can cut shit with a fork, you can stab shit with a fork. What can you do with a spoon? Like, you can get point one ounces of liquid into your mouth. Just drink from the bowl."

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Tectone says Asmongold is getting too old to beat Souls games and needs to pass the flame to his son

"I don't know, is Asmon just like old now or what's going on here. That was like a good three seconds to react there. I think Asmongold is getting old."

"It's time for Asmongold to pass the flame. He just needs to impregnate his wife, have a kid, and then in 18 years there'll be a streamer that can actually beat Souls games again."

"His son will become half Asian, so maybe he'll actually finally be good at video games."

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Tectone says he's over the moon about the Witcher 3 remastered after literally just complaining the game was too dated to play

"I never in a million years thought we were getting a full Witcher 3 remaster. I'm not even gonna tweet about it. That's just for me, man."

"I was legit just telling you guys how much I wanted to play the Witcher 3 but how dated it was. That was right before Gamescom. I never ever expected a full remaster. Like I'm so happy right now."

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Tectone does the math on Mr. Beast's Team Water and asks where the other 3,999 wells are

"How much does it cost to build a well in Africa? $5-15k. So let's do $40M divided by $10k. Yo, Mr. Beast, where are our 4,000 wells in Africa? Because you showed one."

"Where are the 4,000 African wells? That's a little bit interesting, don't you think? Because I have many viewers in Africa that could use some water right now."

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Tectone says in 10 years most streamers will be single, husbandless, childless, and homeless

"I can't wait for in 10 years time when all of these streamers are single, husbandless, wifeless, childless, homeless individuals. It's going to be great."

"There's going to be a couple of them who make it into Hollywood. But the real winners of this industry are individuals like PewDiePie, individuals like JonTron. Coincidentally, both racist. Maybe that's the key."