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𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐑:@PALDEAMAMA

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written by @Best_boiiii

[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

𝐀 𝐋𝐯𝐥 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝!

[𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @MXSKEDGXXNERKXD]

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　　what . . ⁉️ no he totally isn’t 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 @TectonicLizard 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐒 ~ 😵‍💫🤤💗
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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

Well.. what else did he expect to happen? It’s not like they were simply gonna let him get in the middle of their fight without consequences.

He should’ve learned that in school.. ugh.. he hates youngsters thinking they’re such big shots .

[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

He felt cute .

[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

🌋: hey that guy looks familiar .

[#𝟎𝟑𝟖𝟐—⋆˚࿔ @TidalWh0re]

🌊: Are we deadass. 💢

[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

right , sure , and I’m Arceus .

If you’re gonna use me as an example for something maybe actually.. fight me already 🥱 .

[‏ً @CROSS_BATTY]

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ᅠ 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘰
ᅠ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯
ᅠ 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 .😊

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[𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @MXSKEDGXXNERKXD]

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　　❝ 6 7 ‼️ 6 7 ‼️ 6 7 ~ ‼️ ❞ 😵‍💫💓🧩🍼

　he’s currently trying to 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 (@TectonicLizard ) 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄-𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃 by 𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 his 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐒 ~ ‼️😇💖
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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

we’re just making shit up to try and fool the populace huh 💢 .

[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

Being at the top has its perks , it’s just unfortunate she’s not a legendary pokemon 🥱 .

[Ⲧⲏⲉ Ⳏⲏⲁⲅⲁⲟⲏ 𓂀 #𝟶𝟻𝟼𝟹 @Dxsukarn]

-If you had any doubt.

Yes, she is at the level cap.

[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

🌋: go follow mine and Kyogres new duo of muses 😤

[𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @MXSKEDGXXNERKXD]

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　it’s always a very 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀 to let @TectonicLizard and @TidalWh0re 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌 because they have 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐗 and it cause 𝐒𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 to 𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐏 and send 𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒 ~ ‼️😵‍💫💓🍼
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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

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She takes a lot of what I give her lying down 🤭 .

So.. yeah she will 💋 .
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[ℙ𝑨𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑵 𝕄𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 @PALDEAMAMA]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ i wonder if kyogre’s gonna take
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ that comment lying down . . . 💭

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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

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It’s not a contest at all , Groudon is infinitely more masculine than that blubber infested hoe .

But if they have to share.. then Groudon has no issue in doing so , this once .

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[𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @MXSKEDGXXNERKXD]

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　　　　gahahah .. ‼️ his 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄-𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃-𝐇𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐘 @TectonicLizard looks so 𝐇𝐎𝐓 in his 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐅𝐈𝐓 . . ‼️😵‍💫

　he 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄 because it’s 𝐒𝐎 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐃 ~ 😇💗
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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

. . 💢

Ugh.. good luck convincing either of them to bother 🥱 , not like I’m gonna make their life easy .

[ℙ𝑨𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑵 𝕄𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 @PALDEAMAMA]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀that kind of makes me want them
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀more 🫦

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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

duh..

But I already do enough damage to your house as is 😇 , you wouldn’t have one to come back to with all three of us .

[ℙ𝑨𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑵 𝕄𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 @PALDEAMAMA]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀let’s skip the excuses

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀you just want my full attention
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀constantly 😌

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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

I can give you thousands of reasons why this is a completely bad idea .

[ℙ𝑨𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑵 𝕄𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 @PALDEAMAMA]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀getting that lizard, whale and
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀dragon addicted to me to the point
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀they all fight for my attention 💭

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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

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Pipe down and get to jerking off you brat , you get the chair this time .

If you even dare move I’m grabbing a metal bat for your ungodly fat nuts .

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[𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @MXSKEDGXXNERKXD]

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　　　　　 　 oughhhh . .

　　　　however you both should be throwing all that 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄-𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄 . . ‼️😵‍💫💓
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[#𝟑𝟖𝟑 @TectonicLizard]

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It’s rare , but even he can get along with @TidalWh0re . Under the right circumstances..

Aka , all that fat ass fishes 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐄-𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑 pressing like a boulder against his crotch 💋 .

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