Ted Alexandro

Comedian. Actor. Educator. Coffee. Greatest Hits now streaming everywhere.

[Helium Comedy PDX @HeliumComedyPdx]

This Week at Helium | Funniest, Kevin Sullivan, @tedalexandro, + @nicolebyer!
Get your tickets now: https://t.co/zuwU6OCG02

[800 Pound Gorilla Media @800pgm]

You learn something new everyday.

Ted Alexandro's new special "Cut/Up" is out on our YouTube at 7pm CST tonight!

🎥: @TedAlexandro, "Cut/Up"

[Pizza Pod Party @PizzaPodParty]

Comedian @tedalexandro reminisces about the joys of school pizza parties when he was a public school teacher.

Download the full ep: https://t.co/Pgr5AMMGnW

@ArthurBovino @AlfredSchulz @OoniHQ

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

Check out my standup comedy Masterclass with Gary Gulman https://t.co/XXJUGgj06d

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

Fun time with @OphiraE on #ParentingisaJoke pod!

[parentingisajoke @parentingjoke]

This week on #ParentingisaJoke, @OphiraE chats with @tedalexandro about what it's like having two toddlers when you're over 50 & much more! Listen now wherever you get your podcasts or at https://t.co/e6DdPL0vft

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I've got a new reality show idea.

My new special, Dark Pale is out now on Prime Video!

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

via @NYTimes. Thanks ⁦@zinoman⁩ https://t.co/yD4CsfnF3o

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

Watch my buddy @JimGaffigan’s new special Dark Pale! It’s his 10th and he somehow gets better and better.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

It’s up! DARK PALE is now streaming on @PrimeVideo Hey I’m watching Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale. Check it out now on Prime Video! https://t.co/rZwDq7Gu64

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

My new special #DarkPale comes out on @PrimeVideo tomorrow. So here’s a countdown to my funeral… https://t.co/4KjetcTJLX

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

@stephenasmith @ShannonSharpe Never trust a man with no sleeves.

[Prime Video Comedy @LaughTrackPV]

We love Grim Jim! @jimgaffigan’s 10th special #DarkPale premieres July 25 exclusively on @primevideo!

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

@TalkinBaseball_ If you are a product of the NY Mets organization, such things will befall you.

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

Men who go after JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova,
To think you can tell a domestic abuse survivor and lesbian icon anything about what trans means for women and girls is the definition of misogyny.

[Shannon & Swift @shannonandswift]

When the book is written about how the studios broke a proud 100 year old business by chasing a new Wall Street fantasy, a very early early chapter will be about how they got us to all start calling movies and TV shows "content."

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

Tonight at 8 I’ll be performing at Symposia Bookstore in Hoboken, NJ.

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

TONIGHT I’m headlining @StressFactoryCT in Bridgeport.

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

This Thursday I’m headlining Bridgeport @StressFactoryCT at 7:30!
https://t.co/0LJGIYhwGM

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

See @tedalexandro @SeatonSmith @AshleyAustinMo1 @CaseyBalsham & more tonight on our 7PM!
https://t.co/fcnqVuObnB

[Chris Fairbanks @chrisfairbanks]

Watched my comedy special for the first time since the editing process, and my feelings were kinda hurt by “scattered applause” written several times in the subtitles.

“In case you’re deaf, just know…it’s not like he’s killing right now”

#rescuecactus

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

"Zion Williamson playing high school basketball. It's like a White Lives Don't Matter video. It is just wonderful."

😂 By @TedAlexandro