Mostly Ted

Podcaster and general garbage person.

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Had some mushrooms on toast this morning.

Breakfast of Champignons

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@FrankiPhillips It gets better. Soon you’ll have near permanent aches too

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After 10 months living as a vampire (or night manager) It’s my last night shift. Tomorrow back to day/evening shifts (where I’ll see the sun or so I’m lead to believe)

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Lincoln has I’m statues everywhere. I feel this is what I’d look like if I was an imp

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Well goodbye Edinburgh it’s been great. I even managed to get a little sunburnt which was unexpected. Who knew Scotland had sun these days.

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Visiting Edinburgh and decided to had a beer and a pint with the boy. Is this pubs name inappropriate for a 12 year old? Nah I don’t think so.

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@FrankiPhillips Your dissatisfaction with the 21st century has been noted. If you’d like help on how to avoid this in the future please use our new online chatbot for all you help needs.

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@FrankiPhillips To much time alone and this thought intruded on my day. Figured I’d share and spoil other people’s days.

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Thought of the day. When you kiss another person you become a 60ish foot tube that connects two bum holes.

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So after an 8.5 hour busy night shift I thought I’d treat myself and work an extra 3.5 hours cooking breakfast for the whole hotel. Thanks to the breakfast chef for not turning up a 12 hour shift is just what I needed. (Caution statement contains some sarcasm)

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I’m of the opinion they should shut the country again as punishment. If you can act like decent human beings then you don’t get nice things.

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Assault, vandalism, public urination, sexual assault, theft, assaulting a police officer, destruction of property. Just a list of a few of the crimes committed last night. Good job acting responsible England.

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So quick review of the BBCs The Watch. They failed twice over. Firstly they failed to match the wit and humour of pratchett. Secondly anyone new to the discworld will watch once, pick up a book, realise how bad the show was and never go back. Swing and a miss BBC.

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Glorious morning. Looks like we’re for a nice day. Well… off to bed for me. Nights shifts are the worst.

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Not a football fan but I feel this needed to be posted.

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@IDemiiK Finally an internet petition I can get behind.

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Uk government. Please don’t remove social distance rules. Not for health reasons though I just don’t want people that close to me.

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I’M SO BORED. Working a night shift alone is the worst. Do a walk round in silence, clean bar in silence, ponder questions with no one to rant to, and very occasionally get shouted at by a rude guest. I’m loosing my mind.

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@FrankiPhillips National crime agency sounds like the scammers and thieves combined forces and made a business out of it.

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Parents evening today and it turns out the sullen teenager is in fact a big nerd at school. Beloved by his teachers and excelling in class. I’m very proud of how he’s doing and that this crazy time hasn’t brought him down.