Ted Balloon

English living in Wales. Player of videogames. Spurs fan. Leftist/socialist beliefs. Tweets probably sarcastic or nonsense. Not named Ted, not a balloon. he/him

[Ted Balloon @TedBalloon]

how to mute the words 'generative ai' from life

[jess @jessfromonline]

I HATE THAT NOWHERE ON THE INTERNET HAS EXACT SEARCH ANYMORE. YOU CAN PUT ALL THE DOUBLE QUOTES YOU WANT AND IT STILL FUZZY MATCHES OR STRAIGHT UP DOES """SYNONYMS""". GOOGLE SUCKS NOW. EVERYTHING SUCKS ENSHITTIFICATION OF EVERYTHING.

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Pochettino, Ten Hag and Howe also go this season imo

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My PL prediction based on nothing at all is that arsenal will drop off vs last season and arteta will leave during or at the end of the season

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Bissouma 2/2 POTM. If only we had him last season

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@RossMcCaff Two games in and I'm hooked

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Right so who had Romero, Emerson, Sarr and Davies/Own Goal as our first four scorers of the season?

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By the way, block all ads, especially gambling ones x

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@pokeefe1 We were so deprived last season

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Possession stats under Ange are wild

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God if kane smashed in a hattrick now

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Sad that Kane has gone but honestly now I hope he fucking kills it over there and wins the lot

[Ted Balloon @TedBalloon]

Always had nothing but love for Dele and wish him all the best. Sad that he felt he had to do this interview earlier than he would have liked due to the scum media in this horrible country

[Ben Sellers @MrBenSellers]

I don’t know if you can be humiliated on someone else’s behalf, but if it was, I would be for @billybragg - welcoming @wesstreeting to @glastonbury while staying silent on the cancelling of a film about how a right-wing coalition destroyed the possibility of socialism in the UK.

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@AaronBastani you can have an opinion on something w/out experiencing it. opinions have always been shaped by reviews/commentary by other people or snippets, clips and trailers. this isn't new. what's missing is quality, reliability and trust in those given a platform to give those opinions

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Last week, a boat holding 800 refugees sank off the Greek Coast. No women or children survived.

It is a political choice to let human beings drown at sea.

On World Refugee Day, we demand justice.

[Ted Balloon @TedBalloon]

@HasAhmed_ phew that's a relief because what i specifically look for in a labour candidate is whether they have tory approval

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@LabAcceler Remember to recycle plastic bags at your local big supermarket

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@Horseshoe_Party @driandarcy would've been a better idea to mind control people into liking your shit opinions wouldn't it? would've saved you some money anyhow

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@sheikyerbouti_ ah the left, giving away their clothes so they get more use rather than throwing them into landfill...despicable