The Batchelor 🌹

Welcome to my Ted Talk

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Is it even footy training if somebody doesn’t say ‘I’m puffed already’ after the warm-up?

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I’ve just bought pants with a 4 button-up fly, which is tedious at the best of times, I’m sure to slip up soon. Surely Velcro is a faster and easier sub for the dangerous zip, rather than multiple buttons.

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@newbs63 What is that… What was that?

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@Samultcamel Sour sod

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@BishOnTheRockx Are you claiming this as your own analysis? Ricky Ponting noticed it immediately on the commentary team for all viewers.

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@LLBCoolJ Don’t do it to yourself

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Anyone else’s ears bleeding from the gsfl live stream commentary?

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@CalebJefferys @BatchyJack And having the 4th best t20 batter sidelined for the super over

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@Harry_Grigo Any crowd brawls this week?

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@BatchyJack Is somebody a grumpy bumpy?

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@Samultcamel One of the great jumpers

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@jacksteel44 No dimma no Richmond

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@SavinTheBees @harris_jye your parody account?

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@redfordfalcon19 And gee she’s been hurt

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@Harry_Grigo Miracle in the shape of cam jones

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@Harry_Grigo @CollingwoodFC I see, much appreciated griggo 👍

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@Harry_Grigo Joe Stanley took 5 wicket and mate 82 in a winning side, must have been best on?

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@Harry_Grigo Who was BOG? Was it Joe Stanley?

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Joe Stanley is the 🐐 #robbed #winnerspiss

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@jbarrettsport Bunbury bias is out of control. Come have some winners piss

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Hey @jbarrettsport box seat for 4th big fella! Up the Whalers 🐳🐳

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Bunbury is unbeaten and in the box seat to seal a third straight top-division country week title.
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