TedBranston

I got hacked

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Why did I even do this

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One day I will remember I am quite tall and the living room chandelier is quite long…

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Bought a friend some clothes for her baby boy and now questioning why I don’t get to dress like this without being called a weirdo tbh

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Got quoted &533 for a car service. Couldn’t see anywhere in the service checklist that I’d wined, dined and wanked off for that price, either

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@SarahDuggers I knew he would be from Barnsley before I even opened the article…

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Had to make a rare barber visit because I fucked my beard line up

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@S1dTR0tt3r147 Will you be going for a drink with Wally Bazoom?

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@idlewildgirl Needs to be in full sunlight AND change the water regularly too. Any bit of shadow or gunk: useless

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@BenskiOner Could be a big day

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Just been going through my hiking bag looking for Compeed
Plasters and found a stray Fruit-tella, still wrapped.

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@M4ttso @andifr82 Alan from Somerset has used the text line to say ‘Nothing will ever compare to the late 1960s, the younger generation are lazy and entitled’. Paul from Chorley who runs a local music magazine, do you agree?

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@RichieSombrero0 @JoeStephenson96 @mathewclarke *Hendos Empire

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@RichieSombrero0 @JoeStephenson96 @mathewclarke The Hendos y must be challenged. Simple as that

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Got big plans tomorrow to clean both cars inside and out, the local gull population the very second I’m packed away:

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I have to look presentable this afternoon. Forced smile

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Laptops any time you actually have to use a home printer

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Garage called me at 07:42 to let me know my car will be ready in an hour but the bill is £357

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@rachofthenorth2 @JessicaGenetics Alright, Reform Uk

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Had excessive amounts of Pizza and washing down with (deserved pints). Basically on a double bread diet RN

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@_YorkshireRose_ Shows the laziness and a bad attitude to work, frankly

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Mother in law, emergency docs for an infection and checked over for a stroke, car MOT fail (£300+ to repair), supermarket trip with a 98 year old and then cleared her garage of junk that’s been gathering dust for 40 years (so I’m filthy).

Pints? Pints.