Ted Bruise

poop man

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@Depakote Ask about his sons laptop

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@DinThomas @danawhite @ufc Bro this guy is the worst

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@doinkpatrol Baby’s (I’m baby) first blow job

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@Deez07736693 @arielhelwani He’s probably working the event for showtime

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"FLAN" is a very tasty caramel custard

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@mollypriddy Wait you dated that female California congressman?

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@FlyinBrianJ Unfortunately, your son is right. This is a sandwich.

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@FreelanceGoon @VicNobu This dude puts fries in hotdogs

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@FreelanceGoon @VicNobu Concession credit!!!

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@TommyToeHold > buys stock dip
> claims board seat

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@tdrewcook He saw the weed on your socials

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@thehill How is it a hot mic if it’s literally the microphone he’s speaking in?

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@Doge_WeedNFTvrz @MYLESGINVEST @MattWallace888 He doesn’t even wash his face. Why would ever trust someone with cystic acne and a soy face?

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@ufc @TheRock @ProjectRock Where are the shoes?

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@mookiealexander @lthomasnews $7 to drogon

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@FlyinBrianJ I like broccoli or Brussels sprouts with some olive olive and garlic powder and sea salt in the air fryer til they got a lil crunch

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@FlyinBrianJ Try a vegetable

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@ReallyLoudFart @HotYoungPiece Lol thank u

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@ReallyLoudFart It’s clearly a gay dude saying

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@dynamicwarlock @ReallyLoudFart I’ll miss his lobster brisket tacos