Ted Cruz 2016

Offical Ted Cruz 2016 Presidential Campaign ParodyTwitter Account.

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

Evangelicals are not important at all! #MTP

[Climate Power @ClimatePower]

Arctic death spiral: Sea ice extent hits record winter low as thickness collapses http://t.co/bVzq8Cvm3U

[Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost]

NASA's Gemini 3 snuck a corned beef sandwich into space causing a congressional hearing in '65 http://t.co/5hYhE8zvW1

[Drew Emery @InlawsOutlaws]

If your "freedom" tramples on another human being, it ain't freedom. It's oppression. #BoycottIndiana

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

#BoycottIndiana @GovPenceIN

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

Ted Cruz Slams 'Crony Capitalism' Of Goldman Sachs, His Wife's Firm http://t.co/rDpAYKGXWf via @sharethis

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

If I was President I would Invade Yemen and convert everyone there to Christianity! #morningjoe

[𝚋𝚊𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗 @thebaxterbean]

McCain: Loretta Lynch is unqualified, should never be AG.

If anybody knows about picking the right people it's John.

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

@tinaissa Daddy gets a free pass!

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

@amcphaull @ronkiralyBHL I know that guy!

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

@kicknback123 I could just tweet Dr Seuss quotes all day if it makes you feel better?

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

If I was President everyone would have a pet unicorn and skittles would fall from rain clouds. #morningjoe

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

#Bergdahl is a traitor! And I know a lot about Traitors! #morningjoe

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

If I was President I would leave soldiers on the battlefield to appease my voters! #morningjoe #Bergdahl

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

The country needs real heroes like Cliven Bundy, Ted Nugent and Phil Robertson! #Bergdahl

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

It's not like #Bergdahl sent a letter to Iran to undermine the President of The United States. #morningjoe

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

If I was President plane crashes would never happen again! #morningjoe

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

If I was President I would bomb Saudi Arabia then blame Obama. Problem solved! #morningjoe

[Ted Cruz 2016 @TedCruz2016]

The media is to blame for me enrolling in Obamacare! #TedCruz

[MoJo Politics @MoJoPolitics]

Ted Cruz Expected to Headline Event With A Man Who Compared All Muslims to Nazis http://t.co/IQts4FQF54