Ted Cruzenstein

Texas Senator for the people of Israel. Elected to defeat antisemitism. If it doesn’t bless Israel, it’s unconstitutional. MIGA. 🇮🇱

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It was a magical night. I still think about it often.

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My biggest complaint with eternity is that I won’t be a true Jew throughout all eternity. But that’ll be my cross to bear.

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Let me be clear: Not all goyim are equal. Please don’t think the VP represents us in this matter. There are plenty of us who want to remain subservient to the interests of Israel, and we are perfectly fine being manipulated through propaganda and campaign efforts. It’s in the Bible.

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My superpower is Zionism and giving Israel money.

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Just a reminder that there are zero Jewish characters portrayed in The Odyssey.

Antisemitism is still alive and well, sadly.

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@unclesigma30 There isn’t even a close second.

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The most beautiful hyphenated word in all the English language is Judeo-Christian.

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We all bleed the same: blue and white.

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Today’s generation just needs to work 108 times harder. This isn’t complicated.

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

As of today

It takes about $108 to equal the spending power of $1 in July 1971

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With Lindsey now out of the way, I think it’s safe to say I am the leading defender of Zionism and Israel in the Senate.

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From my Sunday school teachers’ lips to God’s ears.

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If you cannot be Jewish, God still expects you to be Judeo-Christian.

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I will gladly give Israel trillions of US dollars if that’s what it takes to prevent grandma and grandpa from being turned into lampshades and soap again.

That’s how fiercely American First I am.

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I want tiny hats in this country as numerous as flock cameras.

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Let me be clear: Whatever Trump may say tonight during his national address, you must remember this one thing: Iran is still days away from a nuclear weapon and it does not have a right to exist the way Israel has a right to exist.

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Bibi Netanyahu is the greatest president in American history and it’s not even close.

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We must get back to Washington to do the people’s work of funding Israel and merging our militaries.

It’s what the American people expect from us.

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I for one will not watch this film, because there are ZERO Jewish actors or characters in it. Might as well have been produced by Iran or Nazi Germany.

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 @Itssan17]

Every clip I see from The Odyssey gets worse and worse. Are we sure this is Christopher Nolan’s highest rated film?

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My hand belongs to Heidi but my heart belongs to Bibi.

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If our political Party ever becomes anti-Israel, I will renounce my American citizenship and just keep my Israeli citizenship.