Ted Cruz’s nutsack

Recently found in Mar-a-lago. Formerly Heidi’s but stolen by Don. Trying to find a place in this world…prefer a man’s touch but can’t tell my friends at work

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Talked with my good friend Mitch McConnell today. Told him about what is going on with Don Cheeto and his response was “beep…..beep…..beep”. Glad to hear he’s still plugging along 😅

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Loved seeing that grit from the boys!
Playing 10 men down off a BS red card takes a lot. Killer job #USMNT 🤙🏼

Also, is it a prerequisite for all linesmen or “assistant referees” to look like nerds?

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@CrystalHope1979 Until you realize a chicken sandwich is just $5.29. With drinks, it’s like $35…

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@bigpackers4x That looks like Caleb, not Jordan Love… what’s everyone missing?

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@AlwaysIrishINC Your argument was invalid the min you spewed this BS. Every player drafted outside of Mendoza either stayed with IU from before Cig or came with him from an FCS school. Might try a thing called Google or ChatGPT before you type anything like this

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@barstoolWSD Basically Comiskey Park…is it a bad thing that a dilapidated neighborhood is rejuvenated and the team would have an opportunity to get more income while completely transforming the area?

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@Yfz84

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@otmar345 @BStew4110 If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

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@nostalgicmoe You’re thinking of Indiana…Chicago has always been a Bears town that welcomed the Jordan era

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@GoHeelsNation No one cares

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@MarioNawfal Bc they’re actually intelligent. Amazing what a smart govt can do

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@esidery @MoveTheSticks Gonna watch slot receivers fuck this guy up in the league…

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@TomDemmer This coming from the guy in Dixon, Illinois… I think you have bigger issues to worry about than the Bears making a smart business decision

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@michelleyroo2 Someone say Dr Pepper tiddies?

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This crusty old MFer….

You still charging kids absurd $ for a “shooting camp” at Andrean, Dan? Sometimes you just gotta know when to STFU

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@101footballhere @recruitsindiana It’s so funny how much IU has ruined Miami fans. You’re trying to project the “decline” of IU when you should be more worried about why your fanbase sucks ass and can’t show up to a national championship game #suckitU

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@LauraLoomer You probably need to sit this one out. Actually, need to sit them all out

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@otmar345 Doesn’t matter what you think

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@RossTuckerPod @AndrewBrandt Here’s another uninformed idiot who uis well past his time and obviously hasn’t researched this Indiana team at all. To go from the worst program in NCAA history to an undefeated national champion is uncanny. No wonder NFL team teams no longer ask Brandt for help…

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@RedWave_Press I finally realize why RFK Jr was thinking aspirin causes autism 😮