Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom

Ted (Raphael) Cruz is the black sheep of our family. Embarrassed by my kid. Proud Texan. Parody Account.

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@wbayne01 Patriotism is love of country. Over party. Over the president. Here is a helpful link for you. https://t.co/IujGaXD2Am

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@DrGJackBrown 🙌 🙌 🙌

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Let’s hope MTG keeps this energy when Black people complain about the criminal justice system.

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@tedcruz

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

We’re very sorry to hear about Brett Kavanaugh's current troubles. We offer our thoughts and prayers for the entire Kavanaugh family during this difficult period. Now is not the right time to have a policy debate, so let’s not politicize the issue.

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@SenTedCruz You forgot that we should get tickets to Cancun at the first sign of trouble. #CancunCruz #HypocriteCruz

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@SenTedCruz The man who tried to ban dildos is freaking out about personal freedom. #TedCruzIsAwful #HypocriteCruz

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@JohnCornyn This you, John?

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@SenTedCruz

[MadDogPAC @maddogpac]

Good Morning! It’s time to repeal the removal of media ownership limits back to pre-1996 Telecom Act levels! Prior to that law, max no. of outlets anyone could own = 36 total nationally.

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@JohnCornyn But, you don’t want to protect our children from mass murderer. What a hypocrite you are, John. #DontLookAway

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@shelotx He is a dick who wants to ban dildos. #TedCruzIsRotten

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@SenTedCruz While you personally encouraged the “protesters” aka insurrectionists at the Capital on Jan 6… Definitely not a double standard. #tedcruzistheworst

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@GregAbbott_TX How cool would it have been if you’d supported Uvalde AFTER Santa Fe by focusing on gun safety?! #AbbottCruzMassacre #AbbottFailedTexas #GOPGunsOverPeople

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

Thoughts and prayers for Justice Kavanaugh. Or perhaps we should arm sone kindergarten teachers and have them stand outside his house.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mitch McConnell calls on Democrats to pass Supreme Court security bill after man arrested outside Brett Kavanaugh's home

“House Democrats must pass this bill and they need to do it today. No more fiddling around with this, they need to pass it today …before the sun sets.”

[Ted Cruz’s Alt Mom @TedCruzsAltMom1]

@LincolnWatchman Ted Cruz is a lying, treasonous, hypocritical, power hungry scumbag.