Sen. Tedworth Cruz

@TedDebtCruz

Solid peasant stock, but drunkenness, stealing and womanising were activities particularly enjoyed by this dissolute young man.

BlessedMothershouse

Joined June 2016

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel come on that's awesome...

almost 10 years ago

almost 10 years ago

Debating starting a new hashtag...

almost 10 years ago

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel he who's father looks remarkably similar to the reigning Iron Chef Bobby Flay...

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel wait...BOOM?

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel it's probably like literally cool and it's just highway cool which is the best kind of cool. Obviously. Boom.

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel I am not being mean, I mean your house in the photo looks like a rock. Cool.

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel and you're welcome. Was your dad's name Fred by chance? Had a friend named Barney Rubble? What's it like to live in a rock?

almost 10 years ago

@jimmykimmel this is what I love about Jimmy...His mouth is predestined to appear on a tit for his literal entire life. #lucky

almost 10 years ago

Me bitches. I always win the briefcase. Then I'm gonna light it on fire! #lit https://t.co/BlOp0VTN8T

almost 10 years ago

This babe is basically you... I know...I'm too kind.. #TaylorSwift #POTUSinYosemite #NOINVITE #didntwannagoanyway