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@elpulmon5 Would get counter attacked off the pitch.

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@Aaron_crafty That wasn’t her. If you can’t see her face and boobs in the same shot, it’s a body double

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@Gidi_Sr1 @JomboyMedia Yup, call stands. Safe. Cuz he was landed on and spiked by the SS while holding the bag then went off the bag writhing in pain inflicted by the opponent = forced off the bag

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@fairy_queen1996 @ProudSocialist Craig Long isn’t president

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@DrArringtonPhD @DougAMacgregor Evidently. You think the party desperately trying to get out of the war it started that would gladly take anything close to the deal that Obama negotiated — diplomatically — is in a position to dictate

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@King_Of_Fedoras @jcalvinmeyer Kremer called the pitch. Said so post game. Was supposed to be up and away to set up another splitter and he missed

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@DrArringtonPhD @DougAMacgregor We bombed them. For no reason. The only thing you got right is that they are responding to brutal violence. And we have zero answer for their obvious response cuz we didn’t think 1 move ahead. Trump and his worthless cronies playing 0-D chess, as usual.

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@jcalvinmeyer Dangerous? From spring training to now, he has 1 HR — yes, it was a bomb. This season in 45 ABs, 1 xbh, 0 HRs. The only danger is putting him in the batter’s box at the mlb level. Gotta send him down as soon as someone else is ready

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@TyGuy9 @Blutman27 Your argument makes no sense. Learn game theory... and the game itself. The more you're ahead, the more safe you play it. Gonna leave this here so you get my reference and see what can happen when you pull driver ahead multiple shots on 18 at a major: https://t.co/oyKDrcwxuZ

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@TyGuy9 @Blutman27 Why would he pull driver up two shots if he wouldn't pull one up one shot? Up two shots, he should've avoided a Vandevelde and made sure he hit the fairway even more so than up one. Birdie doesn't change anything so driver might've just been what he was most comfortable with

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@relishdaddy He was good at the end of last year when he stopped tipping his pitches. He’s essentially giving Colorado what we paid Bassitt 18 mill to do for considerably less. Bassitt will hopefully get straightened out very soon — like next start. He’d better

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@Rob68628009173 @TukiFromKL They’re already punishing us & not Iran, so blaming us and not Iran. They will do deals with Iran to get the oil they need and abandon us — because we started this mess w/out a plan and Trump causes Europe and the world nothing but pain w/ the isolationism. It’s already happening

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@Rob68628009173 @TukiFromKL Iran has been villainized for years — justifiably based on what the theocratic regime has imposed on its people. Now, they’ve been attacked by the world’s new biggest villains — Trump & his idiotic advisers and Bibi. It’s a win/win & they want ensure they don’t get bombed again

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@mathsboi42 It was 99 to 1 on polymarket that Trump would praise Allah on Easter. As usual, the grift was on

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@Deetalksalot Not sure about the Bulls tank game, but the Wiz will sit as many players as possible to put a G League product plus Will Riley and Bub on the floor

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@JulianTBaron They’ve only scored more than 2 runs in 4 games of 9 and 2 of those were 4 and 5 runs. No team can survive that. Both things can be true. No do defense and base running, cuz both of those have been bad too. Not good in any phase thru 9. But enough talent to trim it around

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@OriolesMagic23 Pitching, hitting and defense

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@JamieBonkiewicz Well it was Easter. I had church, family events, a few teenage boys to check out that we were considering adopting. I was busy & didn’t have a chance to see what the President was tweeting from definitely not Walter Reed, tho, I did meet a Walter & a Reed this weekend. Nice boys

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@afkostka Any cylinders

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@factpostnews Reporter blew it. The answer to that ridiculous question was: oh, so no one abused all of these women that Epstein and Maxwell went to jail for trafficking? You're saying they're all lying ... or you somehow have no knowledge of who any of these men might be in millions of files?