TED™

Ted is here. I'm real, I'm badass. Fuck you thunder! This is PARODY.

[TED™ @TedHasHumor]

Idiots Idiots everywhere.

[Athlete Dreams @AthIeteDreams]

Retweet if you play any!

Basketball🏀
Football🏈
Volleyball🙌
Baseball⚾
Hockey❄
Soccer⚽
Wrestling💪
Softball⚾️
Cheer🎉
Track🏃🏁
Golf⛳️

[TED™ @TedHasHumor]

You’re about as useful as the P in psycho.

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I don't insult people, I describe them.

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Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, “LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!“

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Dear naps, I'm sorry I was mean to you when I was a kid. Please take me back!

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A little part of me dies every time I set my alarm for the morning.