Ted Waddell

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New quarantine guessing game, are the neighbors living above us shagging or working out?

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Just got back from holiday. What I miss?

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Boris Johnson used to hit the gym quite a bit back in the day

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Schalk Burger and Siya Kolisi

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If heaven is real, I should think it’s like standing in the middle of the light room at IKEA

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When staying in hostels, the amount of white guys you see with dreadlocks multiplies quite drastically.

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The best thing about going home for the weekend is the nice toiletries my mum buys. My hair has never been softer and I now smell of pomegranate and female empowerment

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Tube conductor at Bank just announced the DLR in full showtime boxing prose. Genuine cheer from everyone following the entrance of The 600 tonne ‘Lewisham, Iron Cobra, D. L. RRRRRR’ #tfl

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Just about to eat at #padella and now I know what it feels like to get into Berghain

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Hands up for a mosh pit during @LewisCapaldi at #truckfest

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This woman sat on the tube in front of me has a continued pose that’s as if she’s getting off the the next stop, bag in hand and all. The quest to get the seat is an emotional rollercoaster

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Jokes on everyone at #GlastonburyFestival. All those Instagram stories (which ensure us chumps who couldn’t get tickets wallow even more in self pity) are going to drain your battery by day 2. Then you’ll feel really stupid. #notbitter

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At @fielddaylondon, I found out two things about @BeavertownBeer. The first is that #Lupuloid is amazing. The second is that three taps for an entire festival is foolish and whoever thought that it would be enough is a pleb.

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BrewDog still sees itself as the Sex Pistols of beer, when in reality it’s now about as punk as Green Day when they released American Idiot in 2004. A few of my most honest thoughts on BrewDog's "most honest ad ever" https://t.co/u5sgslCBU1

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@jackowaincarter @TruckFestival It worked. Got damn you @TruckFestival. See you in July

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@jackowaincarter @TruckFestival It gets more expensive? Well that’s shite

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IN AN AMAZING TURN OF EVENT Jen Newman as overtaken Paul! I’m backing both of you but wow what an event!

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Going to make the @LondonMarathon tracking app even more fun by following randoms. Paul Addicott, I’m backing you mate. Still smashing it after the 10k #LondonMarathon2019

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My boy Paul being consistent as ever. I’m proud of you xx

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Fun fact: if your barber has tattoos on their neck and/or knuckles, the price of a trim doubles

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Back at home for Easter. Within 3 hours and a couple of drinks I’ve agreed to a park run with my 70 years old neighbour. #pb