Ted Jenkins, CPA

Ball State ‘87 | Loophole specialist | Chubby Girl Activist | Beer connoisseur

[Ted Jenkins, CPA @TedJenkings]

Chills. Straight chills. #shrink

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@thornebusch Peak

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Performative Blue Pow

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First thoughts. Not bad.

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Starting to set in that I will graduate with no job and no girlfriend

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Send vibrations 🤙

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Showing up to the crate race as a senior

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@thornebusch I’m going to try the alcohol strategy tonight I’ll keep you posted

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Anyone else get the random chest pains where it feels likes it’s over or just me

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We can capture more Venezuelan presidents than score runs

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@thornebusch Follow that tune

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Ex wife just broke months of no contact just to tell me to go fuck myself. Should I ask to crack?

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Blacked out and slept on the porch first night of spring break

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Shaved my balls to go out tonight knowing I won’t talk to any women

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Asked a girl to hangout tonight and she told me she needed to study

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Guys my boy’s cousin’s dad’s college friend is boys with Wahlberg and said he’s at the game.

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Death taxes, and Penn State losing in the worst way possible

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Just got word that ICE is shutting down because enough girls reposted aesthetic Instagram stories

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One of the ex wives just Venmo requested me $100 with 😛 as the note.

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Nothing like hitting a mean crossover passing a slow chick walking to class

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Yes that’s THE island