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This week’s Dog Daze cartoon | ‘I’m standing as the establishment candidate in Clacton’

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This is wild. The Atlantic has obtained a copy of Jason Arday's book proposal. In it, he claims to have:

- Experienced 'locked-in' syndrome for several months after being hit by a car. Doctors advised his family to have the life support machine turned off, but he awakened 'miraculously'

- Been struck down by testicular cancer (though this changes in the book to brain cancer)

- Been beaten up by a group of kids and then, in court, pleaded with the judge not to jail them. Coincidentally, two of the kids later became his students, and Arday became godfather to the child of one of them

- Aborted a suicide attempt on a bridge after listening to an Eagles song.

- Been awarded several accolades - of which no proof exists online.

- Been told by a 'shaman woman' in Brazil that he would suffer greatly but also do great thing. 'Every event she described has since come to pass,' he wrote.

The book is due for publication next week by @simonschuster. Surely they have to pull it. https://t.co/GMjBEx3gcU

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This week’s Dog Daze cartoon | ‘I’m standing as the establishment candidate in Clacton’

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Competition for @Nigel_Farage and @CountBinface

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This week’s Dog Daze cartoon | ‘I’m standing as the establishment candidate in Clacton’