Ted Kluck Quotes

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Ted: Keep your head above water.
@100percentZach: With a mask on.
Ted: Actually keep your head beneath water because I think water kills COVID. The elephant in the room is it would also kill you eventually, if you're down there long enough without a snorkle.
-@GutCheckPress Ep147

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"Our employees have been safe through COVID at our company because they don't exist. I know for a fact that we've not lost any employees to COVID." - @GutCheckPress Ep 147

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"I'd rather just crawl out into the woods and die on my own...Not to get super macabre." - @GutCheckPress Ep 147

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"I think I texted you from the road, which is more dangerous than COVID-19." - @GutCheckPress Ep 147

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"I really squandered the time from when I was born until age 2." - @GutCheckPress Ep 146

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"You've got half your life ahead of you." - @GutCheckPress Ep 146

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"When you're running a large company like we are, and one that definitely isn't fake, you're very busy and you are stretched and pulled in a lot of different directions." - @GutCheckPress Ep 146

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"If you think I look better because of caring, then I do care." - @GutCheckPress Ep 145

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"If they put Garfield in a mask, I feel like I would storm the capitol at that point." - @GutCheckPress Ep 145

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"Mask-wearing characters in a comic strip. How much does it make you want to die? I think that is rock bottom." - @GutCheckPress Ep 145

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"Isn't that always the way of it with sin, inasmuch as, the enemy always wants more. The enemy always wants a little bit more of your sin. And before you know it you are elbows deep in awful stuff that's wrecking your life and the life of other people." - @GutCheckPress Ep 144

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Ted: Duke, I want to ask you what the writing process has been like?
Duke: Well, Ted, it's...
Ted: Duke I want to follow it up by asking what it's like working with me as a ghost writer?
- @GutCheckPress Ep 144

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"It would be impossible for a man to look any more like a lizard." - @GutCheckPress Ep 143

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"Canada as a country is a big COVID guy." - @GutCheckPress Ep 142

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"I can always find a way to not sell a book. That's my spiritual gift." - @HappyRantPod Ep 332

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"Think of the chickens. Is that so hard? Are we that narrow-minded that we can't think of these animals on a moment by moment basis?" - @HappyRantPod Ep 332

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"I think there should be a conference called Bloated Sermon." - @HappyRantPod Ep 332

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"I would wash my kids' mouths out with soap when they would refer to our books as 'the DeYoung books'." - @HappyRantPod Ep 331

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"Let me essay about why the thing that I do is the best thing. For me that's writing an essay about why watching too much football and overeating is really the best way to live." - @HappyRantPod Ep 329

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"Ted Cruz looks like @jaredcwilson." - @HappyRantPod Ep 329