Ted Mosby

This account is for my kids to tell the story of how I met my wife.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Kiddos, in the autumn of 2010, the gang and I were in the men's toilets when something horrifying happened. The Batman symbol was lit in the skies of Manhattan . You know what? This wasn't the first time this happened .

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Kiddos, in the summer of 2006, your uncle Marshall, your uncle Barney and I were in the Empire State Building when something 'Legend...ary' happened. We saw a person going on a website called https://t.co/zd1gYwt3Cc . Those were the good old days.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Kiddos, in the autumn 2014, my office mates and I were at Wesleyan University when we saw something that caught our attention. We saw a person going on a website called https://t.co/zd1gYwt3Cc . Looking back at it now, I regret not taking a picture.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Children, in the summer of 2010, your aunt Robin and I were in a pet shop when something unexplainable emerged... A pizza dough flew in from no where and I thought it was awesome!

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Penny and Luke, in the summer 2014, my girlfriend at that time and I were in a cab called 'Zip, Zip, Zip' when something crazy began to develop... A bad flew backwards in front of us and we nearly died laughing!

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Kiddos, in the summer of 2007, your uncle Marshal and I were in the Empire State Building when something 'Legend...ary' happened. The Batman symbol was lit in the skies of Manhattan and we were shocked.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Penny and Luke, in the summer of 2011, my office mates and I had too much to drink but I wasn't ready to go home but when I did, something remarkable happened. We saw a person going on a website called https://t.co/zd1gYwt3Cc and we got so pumped!

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Kids, in the autumn of 2013, Marshal, Lily, Robin, Barney and I were having a horrible day at the beach when... We find an insane amount of wine in our bags . Those were the good old days.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Penny and Luke, in the spring of 2008, my office mates and I were in the men's toilets when something horrifying happened. A potato walked in front of us . You know what? This wasn't the first time this happened .

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Kids, in the summer of 2004, my office mates and I were in a pet shop when something unexplainable emerged... https://t.co/OKogzwGq6T became live and we thought that it was so cool!

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Penny, in the spring of 2002, your aunt Robyn's dog and I were going to Brooklyn when suddenly... We saw Korean Elvis wearing nothing but underpants . You know what? This wasn't the first time this happened .

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Children, in the winter of 2013, your aunt Robyn, your aunt Lily and I were in a cab called 'Zip, Zip, Zip' when something crazy began to develop... A dog attacked your aunt Robyn's dog's crotch and I thought it was awesome!

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Penny and Luke, in the spring of 2011, my girlfriend at that time and I were at Wesleyan University when we saw something that caught our attention. A kitten gave birth to 12 other kittens near the restaurant I stole the blue French-horn from a restaurant . Those were the times.

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Children, in the winter of 2004, the gang and I were in a cab called 'Zip, Zip, Zip' when something crazy began to develop... All of the girls Barney hooked up with hit him in the face and we nearly died.

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Penny and Luke, in the autumn of 2007, my girlfriend at that time and I were in a cab called 'Zip, Zip, Zip' when something crazy began to develop... A cat barked and we got so excited.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Penny and Luke, in the summer of 2013, your uncle Barney and I were in the Empire State Building when something 'Legend...ary' happened. All of the girls Barney hooked up with hit him in the face and we nearly died laughing!

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Kiddos, in the summer of 2009, my girlfriend at that time and I were in the Empire State Building when something 'Legend...ary' happened. I got graded on https://t.co/r87RbHAZGl . Those were the times.

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Penny, in the summer of 2013, your uncle Marshal and I were at a wake when something so weird changed the depressing mood. A bad flew backwards in front of us and I thought it was awesome!

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Penny and Luke, in the summer of 2006, your aunt Lily and I were at Wesleyan University when we saw something that caught our attention. A potato walked in front of us and we nearly died laughing!

[Ted Mosby @TedMosby2030]

Luke, in the autumn of 2001, your aunt Robyn, your aunt Lily and I were in a pet shop when something unexplainable emerged... https://t.co/OKogzwGq6T became live and we nearly died laughing!