Ted Mosby, Architect

This is cable, so it's not an FCC violation, but it is still a Sunday morning.

[Ted Mosby, Architect @TedMosby_Arch]

me: I take pictures
drunk me: IM A PHOTOGRAPHER
drunk everyone at the party: SHES A PHOTOGRAPHER
all photos the next day:

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Jk of course I got high on 4/20

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Sorry guys, I got high on every day except 4/20 this year and forgot I had this twitter

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@aitchtown @_ItsHusky You would love Montana, I don’t think mullets ever left here. They’re just an unfortunate constant in Montana culture. Like snow, or cows.

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I’m about to get high af and give myself a tattoo

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Jesus Christ everyone is pregnant right now

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@ncklsvnndrsn

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How do you tell your friends who keep texting you every couple months that their constant micro aggressions imply that they’re racist so I’m actually good without their friendship? Without sounding like a dick?

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This is literally, historically, what happened and why the 20s ended up with that moniker.

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

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Fuckkkk everything today I think

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Dems never go hard enough.

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JFC

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Kyle Rittenhouse has been released from jail after posting $2 million bail. He was captured on video shooting three people during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin, in August and was charged with killing two. https://t.co/tEkIbYyiTW

[Ted Mosby, Architect @TedMosby_Arch]

Being an adult means having to sacrifice your weed money when it doesn’t fit into the budget this pay period

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Smoking outside in 28 degrees is not it, fuck

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“It Follows,” but the monster is just family trauma

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Follow up where’s the best place to do shrooms

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A 16 year old told me today, unprompted, that they tried eating ‘shrooms once wrapped in a fruit roll up, but they wouldn’t recommend it

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Just found out four members of my family are doing meth, hows everyone else’s night going

[Ted Mosby, Architect @TedMosby_Arch]

Just saw someone from Utah tweet “earthquake anxiety” & I’m not one to shame but like.. you had one good earthquake in recent years, y’all are gonna be fine. If that’s what’s giving you anxiety or trauma you’ve probably got some bigger shit going on to sort out first.