Jorris Bonson

[Jorris Bonson @TedSassi]

My beard trimmer died just before I got to my moustache and I didn’t bring a charger so now all my holiday photos look like my Mrs is knockin about Prague with Riley’s dad from Inside Out

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@yoshkumar Looks like Mary is tranna under cut you bro

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@fiIthyrodents @SaveVidBot

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This 14 degrees feels tropical now. Shorts weather, easy.

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Unemployed cam:

[BOXPARK WEMBLEY @BoxparkWembley]

3-0! @England running riot!
@GoogleUK #TeamPixel

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@LSDFridge

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@yoshkumar @rahsh33m Ahahaha

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@sophctctct

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@jizzhomiee @kaitmadera @asdfghjkleila_ take notes

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@yoshkumar Stfu in queues for clubs. They hear a British accent (especially a groups of lads) and you’ve got no chance

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To celebrate Jorris’ demise, I’m reviving one of the best videos to grace this app. Also open to suggestions for my next Twitter alias…

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#itshappening

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@kermodeandmayo Sat 7th-9:20pm on Chnl 4. A Personal History of David Copperfield - A film that turns out to have nothing to do with the American TV magician. As I found out roughly an hour into the film.

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Guarantee Klopp and the boys will be at Hooters after this #ForestLiverpool

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@laskyfw Say what you want about Drake but 40’s sampling in this is unreal

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC launches a new campaign called ‘This Is Our BBC,’ to coincide with the corporation’s 100th year

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@WAY222FLAWLESS @AsherJDC @_susiecw @SaveVidBot

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It still blows my mind that there isn’t bigger uproar about this

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Retweet if you think there should be a criminal investigation into how Test & Trace cost the tax payer £37 billion pounds.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

boris Johnson talking about downing street parties

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