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@VintageNJ1 @Giants Token I-talian in the group

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@notCloutbay I love how Iranian people try to make themselves sound cooler by saying they are Persian. Just say you’re Iranian. Have some pride.

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@Thechat101 Any chance the guy was sticking up for the show and other casts members? The other guys didnt seemed pleased with Kenyon’s actions

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@JeffDarlington Chief Pigum really having his big moment

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@JeffDarlington Did they know who he was?

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@RonFilipkowski Hahaha, horny old bugger.

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@Mad__fights When keeping it real goes wrong

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Wyatt C had me people problems

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@united thanks for severely down grading my plane. Glad I spent thousands for an awful seat ua1140

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@united spent extra money to fly 1st class on a 757 with beds.Booked months in advance. Got this pile instead ua1140

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I'll be b-a-a-ack #AddGoatRuinAQuote

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@GrantlandLive Brad Stevens for President. Not even a celts fan. Love that guy and how good he made a group of outcasts.

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@BillSimmons @MichelleDBeadle Michelle Beadle's new postcast name= Beadlemania

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Everyone be careful "mowing your crotch lawn" today

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20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day http://t.co/DUenlDIY

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Haha... Sweet hot pants http://t.co/hJLzI3fo

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“@TheOnion: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty And Fame Takes Singer's First-Born Child #OnionStarFix http://t.co/KeXILrtQ”

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Tim Tebow may be a virgin but his asshole isn't

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You were rights Mills. Steelers coming back