T.E.D

I'm ugly but I can make you laugh , crèche dropOut

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

i thought the G-Spot was where th gangsters hungout

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

When you dropping the next album ?

[Violet Myers @violetsaucy]

goodnight to ugly people only

[Steff Weezy @Steffeazy]

When you show up late to the looting 😂😂😂

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

If annoying was a person

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Me dancing for my girl so she can buy me the PS5 when it come out

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Putting your phone on Do Not Disturb then checking it 7 hours later and you still haven’t been disturbed really humbles you

[Morbidly A Beast @GEDdropout]

Me fake crying at my wedding cuz all women do is say “if he not crying when I walk down the isle I’m turning back” on Twitter

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Me dancing for my girl so she can buy me the PS5 when it come out

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

R&B died when niggas stopped kicking water

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Cardi b ain’t got that kinda pussy she rap about cause offset keep cheatin

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Cardi b gave Offset 500k I ain’t heard no female utter “mood or “goals” yet

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

When u accidentally send a screenshot to the same person you screenshot

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Me when I remember Bill gates and Mark zuckerberg were college dropouts

https://t.co/hRwCUbqRzt

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

So what's your daily routine like ?

Me:

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

Don't check his pinned tweet

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

iPhone Touch ID when my finger is wet:

https://t.co/glqI9QVXhG

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

u know you’re nosey af when you stop breathing just to hear something

[T.E.D @TedTalkShow]

I was not expecting this 💀

[alezander @Xalezander]

me:

a random ass wave of sadness: