Ted Teddy

[Naz @naz_ero]

this joke was always next level because it's fits regardless of how the Blade movie was going to go

[Hours @hours]

turning 30 today

the biggest lesson from my twenties is to never mistake your current trajectory for your destination

no matter how fucked you think you are, a few years can rewrite everything

keep going

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“You should not be afraid of someone who has a library and reads many books; you should fear someone who has only one book; and he considers it sacred, but he has never read it”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[cass 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 @redvelations]

one of the hardest warnings before the beginning of a game of all time

[Trans Resistance @TransResistor_]

No one’s scared of men in dresses. The word you’re looking for is “Repulsed”

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

That's how he got title "CEO of Sex"

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat you, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

As a man in a long-term relationship, you must have zero tolerance for the weaponization of sex. If your gf/wife withholds sex, you either leave or cheat. No begging, no bargaining, no choreplay. You are not a “partner” or sponsor. You’re a sexual being in a sexual relationship.

[︎ 𖣐︎ @rumiiihere]

When the person you text all day is finally In front of you

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Women reading Minotaur Nigga’s Sex Slave Farm 3

[Clonan 🌼 @MdelPensamiento]

Si no me vas a despedir así, mejor no me despidas nada bb.

[Africa Research Desk @MightiJamie]

I have been waiting to use this video

[coded_bruh @codedbruhh]

They are actively having sex with adult men. They go out of their way to dress mature to seduce them. Only a sexual degenerate exposes her boobs. They are self aware of their actions.

Taking away accountability from spoilt minors because they're females is funny.

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

😭😭😭😭

[Aman alt @AmanB_Up]

outperformed the actual movie, so creative

[agente picante 🌶️ @notluuu__]

*En un concierto*

Cantante: COMO ESTÁ TODO EL MUNDO ESTA NOCHEE?????!!

Publico: WOOOOOOOOO

Yo (desde la última fila hablando en un tono normal): La verdad es que últimamente he tenido unos meses un tanto difíciles y no estoy pasando por mi mejor momento

[JP @jpwillbegreat]

Never heard someone say they love a patent ductus arteriosus