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Basketball discourse is cooked because somebody will watch Paolo get guarded by the entire state of Georgia and then post a graph explaining why his RAPTORCUM/48 isn’t elite.

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If Franz never got hurt the Magic would have swept the Cavaliers 💔

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Orlando Magic!

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Spent all week hearing NBA nerds tear down the Magic. Watch them show up tomorrow acting like only idiots didn’t already know this team was legit.

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Shout out to Charlie Villanueva!

Bro said Paolo for Giannis and P5 started hooping like Milwaukee is the last place on earth he wants to go to 😂.

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Be mad about the season if you want, but Friday isn’t about that.

One game. Win or go home.

This team needs you more when they are down, not when they are winning, so make it loud!

If the building is quiet Friday, that’s on us.

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This Magic x Duvin collab is hard. 🔥

In person Saturday at Kia Center, online Sunday.

But the hat and "Is This Anything?" shirt being in arena exclusives is the part people need to pay attention to! 👀

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Shout-out to Paolo Banchero @Pp_doesit on becoming the Mayor of Miami!

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Weltgawd: Paolo will drop a 30 piece soon.
Paolo: 30 points.
Magic fans: “See? I told y’all.”

Brother… YOU were y’all.

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Anthony Black will end up being the 2nd best player in the 23' NBA Draft. His growth is crazy considering he's the 6th man on a fully healthy Magic team.

The guy you will cry about in the comments is either a 1 way player, can't shoot, starts, or has big stats on a losing team.

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Top 5 Greatest Art of All Time:

5: THE BIRTH OF VENUS BY SANDRO BOTTICELLI

4: THE CREATION OF ADAM BY MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI

3: MONA LISA BY LEONARDO DA VINCI

2: THE LAST SUPPER BY LEONARDO DA VINCI

1: ANTHONY BLACK DESTROYS THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES BY JAY KIM

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Anthony Black might end up going 2nd in a 2023 NBA Redraft.

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Desmond Bane giving you 37 means he unlocks his ‘yeet the ball at whoever is pissing me off’ perk again.

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We all agree that Desmond Bane is an Allstar right? #NBAAllStar

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Repeat after me:

FUCK THOSE PICKS! #MAKEITMAGIC

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BREAKING: The Orlando Magic win their NBA Cup game against the Boston Celtics!

Here's the leaked video of Coach Jamahl Mosley's halftime speech to his players.

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I still can't believe the Orlando Magic replaced KCP with Desmond Bane

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Desmond Bane is 100% from 3 for the season so far! #makeitmagic

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The Orlando Magic just went undefeated in the preseason.

Last time that happened… they went to the Eastern Conference Finals 👀