Master Ted Cruz

Return of the Tedi.

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

#BadSexIn3Words Donald J. Drumpf.

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

#WhyICouldNeverBeCanadian I am but shhhh....

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

One of these pics is from a speech given by an awful, genocidal lover of the Dark Side. The other is from Star Wars.

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

There has been an awakening. Have you felt it? #TheDrumpfSideAndTheLight #TheDrumpfAwakens [pic from @wpjenna]

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

Like everyone else, a Tedi is accepted or not based on his behavior.

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

A Tedi Knight never exhaust himself when battling a stronger foe. #GOPDebate #TedUsesTheForce

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

.@realDonaldTrump, these are big penis hands. #GOPDebate

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

Cyanide pill. If all else fails. https://t.co/jsdUaXtkwl

[Gawker @Gawker]

What fell out of Ted Cruz's mouth during the debate????? https://t.co/LwTXA0ZJfg

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

On a fun note Ted Cruz's nose is pointing to his mouth
#GOPDebate

[Dumbass Charlie @sweatypalms555]

@nightlyshow spotted @realDonaldTrump on the way to yoga class

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

"Breathe, breathe. Breathe, Donald, breathe." - Master @tedcruz #GOPDebate #TedUsesTheForce

[The Nightly Show @nightlyshow]

What do we think these candidates' yoga mats look like? #GOPDebate

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

"When they're done with the yoga can I answer?" - @marcorubio with the zing of the night. #GOPDebate

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

Rubio: When theyre done with the yoga can i answer?

Cruz: I hope we don't see yoga on stage

Rubio: He's really flexible, so you never know

[David M. Drucker @DavidMDrucker]

.@marcorubio w/ the laugh line of the night. No sarcasm there - that was funny. #GOPDebate

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

Adventure. Excitement. A Tedi craves not these things.

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

Snow White and the Seven Drumpfs. [Picture from BuzzFeed]

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

BREAKING: Turns out Drumpf thought we were talking about DAISY Duke all along. Drumpf: "I need to learn more about her 'wherever.'"

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

BREAKING: Turns out Drumpf thought we were talking about DAISY Duke all along. RELATED: Both are racist.

[Master Ted Cruz @TedUsesTheForce]

Who better to endorse progress than the person who owns driving in circles and getting nowhere? #NASCARSoWhite https://t.co/4hpdSZXfhg

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got the endorsement of Brian France and @NASCAR yesterday in Georgia. Also, many of the sports great drivers. Thank you Nascar and Georgia!