ted bundy burner

Politician fr 🤟😤💯

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Yeah I listen to 100 gecs can we have 100 secs now

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I’m laying here listening to frank ocean wtf is going on

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Wine drunk is the worst and best shit ever

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So motherfuckers can just get on these debates and say whatever they want to? Ima get in there and yap about how the nats will be contending in the next 5 years. #Debate2024

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HIM

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James wood. That’s it.

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Me watching James Wood walk up to the batters box on Monday https://t.co/sc07iebx2g

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We have officially reached the point in the academic year where I must become a weapon of mass destruction (I have to write half a paper and edit another one) (I have had weeks to do it and it’s due tn)

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I bet Alex Ovechkin sucks his girl’s clit through the gap in his teeth @heatdaddy69420

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I have said it before and I will say it again the @dominos in SLO is the worst place known to man. I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes after the app said it was ready 10 mins before we got here. Time to commit arson and save the world from this pain.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Stacy’s mom is a batshit belligerent tune. This dude is just singing about how he is asking this chick if he can come over after school because he wants to whack her mom. He’s so dialed in to getting into her box. That song is so ferda. Stacy is your mom home? I’m horny

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Going to the shitter at the office after ur second cup of coffee and finding an empty bathroom has gotta be the best part of having a job

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@garden_salsa23 YOU BETTER CRUSHING IT TO GET THAT ALLICIN GOING

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It’s all fun and games until I meet a woman with blue eyes

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Apparently today is my two yr anniversary of starting this twitter and now I’m viciously beating multiple children

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Live tweeting in class is way too electric ima keep doing this shit

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like the sandman get it

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Bitch fell asleep while I was fingering her call me the Handman

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balls

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Sweaty balls 💯