Ted Crusty

JESUS........No

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@wooden_head Yes we can. I will try to sort this out for you.

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Like if you don't understand the difference between Facebook and Twitter

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@goosetoffoh I know!

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someone just posted a slice of lemon in a sock through my letterbox

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Just accidentally threw a banana skin in to the neighbours garden

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joe got the latest firefox except now the house smells and the RSPCA are knocking at the door

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just had an entire selection box of biscuits thrown at me from a speeding car

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@wooden_head This is Ted, I don't let Joe on the computer any more since the incident with the goose.

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@sodahawk Joe is very much alive!

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@wooden_head Finally someone who knows the proper Christmas story as well.

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@lunaluckham I remember every quiche incident I have ever been involved in.

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@Ted_Crusty i still love joe

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@dbzmad342 Joe loves you

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If anyone has half a mattress spare please let me or Joe know

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@Ted_Crusty TED I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD MAKE EFFECTS THAT AMAZING IN JUST A YEAR WOW¬!

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@ad_mfox I know, thank you.

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@andyhodgsontv I've never seen so many tools before the watershed.

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@andyhodgsontv @bidtv I dont need to buy the light arch because you already light up my life.

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@andyhodgsontv I would buy a blood pressure monitor but it would break as you set my heart racing

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@andyhodgsontv can I see your banana please