Ted Dongelman

Bad face. Overrated.

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@ByJackStern Gotta do what you gotta do on a terrible send like that.

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@BadgerMHockey When do single game tickets go on sale?

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@WiscoGrant @RyanHorvat Is this really a hot take? He's got 8.5 sacks in 3 years. I hope he turns it around but right now he's looking like a rotational piece that won't get a second contract.

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@ZachHeilprin All of the ugly alternate uni/helmet sets the last few years and this handsome fella can't make it into the rotation?!

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I think it's fair to say the Brewers got better today but are no closer to knocking off the Dodgers. Surely this is the year they'll be able to manufacture runs in every game against playoff-caliber pitching.

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99% of the Brewers/Skubal mock trades I've seen are completely insane. How are people still so bad at this when we're in the same boat literally every year?

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@smichaelis234 If the new CBA reduces the number of years of team control, prospects should become even more valuable to small market teams. Feels irresponsible to empty the tank for a rental.

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@BrewerNation That feels like a really dumb, convoluted plan at best. Sounds about right!

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@GOATRodgersSZN That implies that you have to have a brain to work for ESPN to begin with, which we all know isn't true.

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In the episode of That 70s Show where Eric's cousin pranks him into thinking she has a crush on him, what if he took off his robe & had a big dripping hog waiting for her? This is a plot hole.

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@AdamMcCalvy MLB once again showing favoritism towards the big market Milwaukee Brewers.

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@smichaelis234 Knew he had big power but 17 steals is shocking.

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The 4th of July is like Christmas for whores with star-spangled bikinis.

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@WiscoGrant You have to be a huge asshole to be called 'boy' and have people still take the other guy's side.

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@Evan_Flood Not at all surprising they're bringing back someone that worked in the athletic department when Barry was around.

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The way the Brewers have hit for the last week or so, 3 runs might as well be 30.

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@ONABAMfan Couldn't get an intern to drive you?

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@WiscoGrant This is basically asking if a person would rather live in Prairie du Chien or Manitowoc. The other zones are not valid.

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@WiscoGrant That's about a hundred points higher than I would've guessed.