Ted Macintosh

My appetites are matched only by my capacities.

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@OptaJack Relax, big man

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@finegirlveeee It’s like he’s made of smoke

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@TheNFLDrop (and casino)

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@PompeyPedro And tripping his face off

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@buccocapital Yes, but this feels right.

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@MattWalshBlog Everything is fanfic

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@elonmusk I wish I could spit like that

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@OleTimeHardball Mr. November

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@NCAABuzzerBters Dramond Greenburg

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@mikenelson586 With polish

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@frozenaesthetic Is it genetic? Do left handed people have left handed children? My wife is left-handed. I’m normal. Both of our children are normal.

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@baseball_cards Just give him the tape

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@SC_Towny @shaguncrypto He said right there, bitcoin

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@MikeJanela Signed pic on the walk of every diner from Ft. Lee to Trenton

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@BillAckman Welcome to consciousness.

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@ThatEricAlper Dregs of the wasteland, part of an erased plan, the product of the union of a wicked witch and spaceman

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@justalexoki https://t.co/jIDthRuqUW

Scouse baby

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I raise you: Scouse baby

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@NickTurturro1 In the absence of George, someone’s got to call these guys on the carpet. If there’s anyone who has the pelts, it’s Torre.

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@TrumpOwnsNYY Amen.

I’ve realized I wasn’t so much a Yankee fan as I was a George Steinbrenner fan. After that WS performance last year, George would’ve emptied the clubhouse. Everybody gone. Would’ve been George, Judge, and Juan Soto looking for a new manager.

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@Alsboringtweets Ottocast U2-air