DIP$HITMCKGEE

[Bruno @brunoboyyyyy]

I love opening Grindr, telling 3–5 guys “not much, just showered, about to eat dinner,” then disappearing from the app for 4 days 😭

[Randa Tattooist @carolfrombolt]

Suggested hiking to my alcoholic friends and this is how they treated me

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Lena Dunham Magneto when

[dakota @im2hai]

you met me at a very hannah horvath time in my life

[DIP$HITMCKGEE @TeddyAmstone]

Beyonce release soon im on my last cigarette

[DIP$HITMCKGEE @TeddyAmstone]

Beyonce please release soon

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m going through shit only Hannah horvath would understand

[Grande @Sixrande]

My low commitment long distance avoidant attachment humiliation-textuationship just microcheated 😭😭😭😭

[AllisonMDavey @AllisonMDavey]

Wait, what if Mitch McConnell is filming Drag Race

[𝄞 @flirtisapromise]

whenever u meet a gay guy and they’re a faggy fag it’s like thank god

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squid is a self hating fatphobic gay who only fucks guys who look like him hence why he is attracted to his ex squilliam. hes also into spongebob but feels weird about it bc sponge is way more fem than he'd usually go for

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Sneaking several honey baked hams into the odyssey

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[Daphne @Daphnekayludwig]

Do be walking around w my fly down

[DIP$HITMCKGEE @TeddyAmstone]

Had a dream last night where I was told to fix my posture

[DIP$HITMCKGEE @TeddyAmstone]

@PubliusCulper @gpnavonod @GBC_Press God isn’t gonna get you for typing out the full name

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[lewis @uraniumeater02]

Lena Dunham

[roey @roeyinreal]

Friends with benefits just asked if his boyfriend can come out with us this weekend

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Who is this Liza Minnelli lady? She don’t got that many followers. Why people say I look like her?