Teddy Baewater

Just don’t be a dick.

[Pretty💅🏽& PAID💸 @_Deashay]

I’m so big on peace rn , I don’t wanna deal w/ NO lame shit period.☺️☺️

[FRGИ @Paw_Online]

Idk what God was thinking giving me a kid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you’d be like “i’m holden berries” and everyone would think you’re holding berries lmaoooo

[mf broncho @FernetBroncho]

People are saying they aren't going back to the OKC Science Museum bc now they're requiring masks and I don't think they are really interested in the Science part of the museum

[Ant.. like the bug 🐜 @YaFav_Sailor]

They didn’t appreciate this. I would have fucking lost it 😂😂

[- @N1NOBROWN]

@Dmalone_53 @AwkwardAsha When the dog starts barking and the officer tells it to calm down

[Mr. Thanos Wicke @Dmalone_53]

@AwkwardAsha You: *High*
The dog:

[ash. @ashthewood]

i have to mute this tweet cause y’all have my CRYINGGG 💀💀💀 easily one of the funniest threads ever lmao. and no he didn’t snitch cause he was off duty thank god 😭😭

[ash. @ashthewood]

i will never forget when my mom had me take a picture next to this cop and this drug dog was STARING at my fried ass 💀💀

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

A slave trader's statue thrown from the docks? Shakespeare couldn't write such poetic justice.

[Christian Polanco @chrispolanco]

put your laces through it son

[lilBigdrip @LilBIGdrip]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Man I ain’t no child I’m just a little nigga brah lol