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My account will be as big as my cock one day

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I care about one thing and one thing only constructing the largest mega table 280 has ever seen

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New personal record: 2 shits at a twins game

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Nothing like opening a fresh tin of zyns and everyone has a hole in it and all the goods leaked out. Do I snort it?

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Nothin like a hot drunk shit in a porta-potty

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Happy dad hard tea. Fuck yes!

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California is wack as shit

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Highly recommend going to Costco buying a rack of lamb for $15 marinating that bitch for a night and then roast at 450 for 15-20 minutes or 130 in the middle god do baby sheep taste good

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@sugarmanscock WAKE UP OTTERTAIL!

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Day 3 after nose surgery. I want to stick a pliers into my nose and rip everything out. It feels like someone poured quick dry cement in my nose.

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Dairy Queen changing their cheese curd recipe is a damn shame

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Fun fact: the jj’s gargantuan come out the exact same way it goes in. LARGE

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A tik tok referencing gooning came across my feed. I decided to look up the definition. I know hate this world more but also am a lil intrigued

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Officially off the vapes and on to zyn. Popped a citrus pouch this morning. Shit tastes like a bowl of fruity pebbles. Breakfast of champions

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@cooter_harry @captainsplurge

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Rigged

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The office pube bandit has struck again. Please don’t pick your pubes at the urinal

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Honest question: do you use seemed or sempt when using the past tense of seem?

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Is anyone else’s twitter feed just full of people dying and pornbots or is it just mine??

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Why can’t I just get 1 Super Bowl with a team I actually don’t hate or even 2 teams I don’t give a fuck about

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