Teddy Hold On

They/Them. You may have known me before as Juliana Parker!
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[Teddy Hold On @TeddyHoldOn]

Honey, I shrunk myselves.
https://t.co/ye1Zx0Odh0

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DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE PRODUCTIVE BEFORE 11AM?!?!?!

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It is time for a new standard font. I am tired of reading words incorrectly because an r and an n are next to each other and my brain interprets that as an m. Font connoisseurs, cornrnence the debate.

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It really is unfair that they named one of the world's worst and farthest reaching and varied deadly illnesses after the most snuggly star sign

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Blaming people with asthma, people whose conditioned is worsened by pollution, for climate change is a new level of deranged

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Spotify is obsessed with showing me an ad for a listicle about celebrities "you didn't know are gay"

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@EricaJM2 @snarlsband I LITERALLY CAME DOWN HERE TO WRITE "FLORENCE"

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Playing mandola has turned me into a monster that does nothing but consume pedal demo videos and play the melodies on my favorite records back to front without actually learning the names of the notes. It's turned me into a guitar boy.

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it is once again time to show everyone my favorite gif of all time, the one that I think truly encapsulates my personality and demeanor

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@KOMakesThings Expertly cast, no edits

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I need to leave the apartment to go yarn shopping, but I also need to stay here and have a singalong session to Mika's greatest hits

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Teddy Hold On @TeddyHoldOn]

Hold on let's talk about Teddy 💗

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I just don't believe in the concept of a straight woman when there are so many hotties out here, sorry I'm not buying it

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. Me love you, bestie.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

his horses have been acting up

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@esotericwharton the verboten latte: the energy is not from caffeine, and the milk is not from cows

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@j_mcelroy has ruined me forever. A co-worker sang, "I wanna ROCK!" and I screamed, "SQUAD!"

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Started listening to more hard rock lately, and now Spotify is directing ads for faith- and religion-related podcasts toward me