Teddy “straight shooter” Myers

scratch handicap at league and aspiring functioning alcoholic

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@DavesDestGolf Told me he’s hit balls everyday for the last 20 years

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I fuck with the boots and jeans so hard

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Nothing better than flying down the interstate with some Dave Matthew’s playing

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Haven’t talked to one girl at college that hasn’t brought up her ex boyfriend at least 3 times

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Ratchet black girls are just the absolute worst people you could ever be around at college

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@CheifMikeOkeefe It’s a tough business

[ethan @Avery4Heisman_]

I guarantee that a lot of the girls posting about Cornell Chi Phi will be at frat parties this weekend

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@GaotaJimmy69 No place for such behavior. Sit him down and have a honest conversation with him.

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Unless I just brushed my teeth I’m always down to drink

[Ricky Bobby 🎯 🇹🇹 @RickyBobbyBets]

Genuinely might be the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

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@UncleDomfcks @GaotaJimmy69 This fucks uncle dom

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Hardest day in college

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Anyone else just sit through lectures and pay zero attention?

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@CheifMikeOkeefe Not him lol. B S if those initials click

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Holy fucking shrink

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@bigmessyshit I’ve been rocking the same camo Nike elite book bag since 6th grade and not letting up anytime soon

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I’m fucking hammered

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A nice cold beer or 20 sounds great right now

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@CheifMikeOkeefe I try

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It pains me too see chubby girls with pretty faces