pfff

Arsenal makes me cry

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

He has no idea what he has done for football twitter 😭😭

[kristian🇦🇷 @krossiantv2]

@ZeldaZealot HOTD is to AKOTSK what Mandalorian is to Andor

[👨🏾‍🦯🇨🇩🇸🇳🇪🇸 @MAK3LELE]

Liverpool every summer transfer window

[av glock🧩🇧🇷🇦🇷 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

“you’ve lost a lot of weight, which tea did you use”

Omo na Tea nubu oo😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️🇪🇬 Official: Hamza Abdelkader became the youngest player ever to feature for Egypt at a World Cup.

Signed by Barcelona on loan from Al Ahly as wanted by Deco and head of scouting João Amaral, now signed on permanent deal for €1.5m by activating buy option. 📈

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Them don use money bouquet traumatise this guy! 😭💔

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"science is better than art"

No be me and you dey play sporty now?

[• @gnf_ogo]

He’s already telling him his rules and regulations

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Atlético Madrid statement following €150m bid from Real Madrid for Julián Álvarez.

“1. You cut the video of the Pope where he said he was also an Atleti fan.

2. You must have confused ethics with gratitude, but to leave no doubts: we don't thank you for anything.

3. We are not studying nor considering any offer for Julián.

4. How could we [Madrid] not get along, when you make us laugh even more than Barcelona.”

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i don dey brainstorm how i go take survive this week since and till now i no get solution but i just know say i go survive am

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I can’t afford to fail, I don’t even know how to ask people for money.

[Rhemmy @Ceorhemz]

The night City drew 1-1 with Bournemouth and they wrote "Arsenal Champions" on premier League TV, was the happiest moment of my life as an Arsenal fan

[Bra Mike🇨🇦🇬🇭 @MikeFitnesse]

If today is ur first Some jollof
time visiting us, kindly package.
wait behind for

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"You didn't buy turkey today"

Madam put egg, teeth dey pain me

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

I scrolled down too far. 14 days of scrolling is not easy. I pity those who have to scroll for 13 years to find a trophy picture to post.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[dmcb @dmcb__]

Octobers Own is the label
7 figure deal was a fable
8 figures bought out the neighbors
9 figures turning the tables
You pussy boys better be ready and able, I'm coming