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Purchaser, Photographer 📷, One Young World 🌎 Ambassador, Lover of God🙏, Passionate about Nigeria.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

We have money to pay terrorists.
We have money to pay for hajj.
We have money to pay for Jerusalem trips. We have money to pay for mass weddings. We have money to pay for propaganda. We have money to pay for people to roast corn at the roadside. We have money to buy campaign buses and paint G-Wagons in APC colours. We have money to buy votes but not to deliver good governance. We have money to pay fat overfed useless senators.

But we don’t have money to pay for our young students to go for the renowned international mathematics Olympiad.

These current animals in power are the worst form of wicked demons ever dispatched from Hell against this country.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.

Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.

Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.

Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.

And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

Two Failures: the one in UK has resigned while the one in Nigeria continues to campaign for re-election.

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

I went to visit a colleague that works at a GP Surgery (UK's equivalent to Primary Health Centre), just sat down beside a lady in the waiting room and she was so cheerful and welcoming.

My guy came out and asked, "Do you know who you were sitting next to?", I said no, he told me, I googled it and she was the wife of a very top UK leader, she's using the same healthcare system, she's waiting for her appointment as others, no bodyguards littered anywhere, no convoy packed outside.

I mean this person's equivalent in Nigeria would be bigger than a State Governor's wife. I shook my head in disbelief, like just imagine this was Nigeria?

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You added $42 billion to our national debt and added only $5 billion to our foreign reserve; and you want us to clap for you. 😂😂

Let's put this into context,

Zubairu has N1,000 in his Zenith bank account and he went to Okechukwu and borrowed N5,000.

He took N3,000 from this N5,000 loan and deposited into his Zenith bank account and the account balance increased to N4,000. And he used the remaining N2,000 to flex suya and kunu.

He now called his girlfriend Yetunde and showed her his balance of N4,000; telling her he's account balance is increasing.

Meanwhile, he is owing Okechukwu N5,000.

Is this a progress for Zubairu or backwardness?

Zubairu is Nigeria (Tinubu).
Okechukwu is World Bank.
Yetunde is the citizenry.

[Support Obi till he licks Microphone @AnotherAnowa]

For once guys , Let us have a president that is not a thief.

we are not asking for too much

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My American colleagues laughed when I brought jollof rice to the office potluck.

I was the only Nigerian in a team of 25 in California. Someone whispered

“Is that spicy ketchup rice?”
I smiled and kept quiet, but inside I was embarrassed.

By lunchtime the entire tray was gone.
People kept coming back for seconds, asking for the recipe, and one girl said
“This is better than my grandma’s jambalaya!”

My boss even joked that we should make it a monthly thing.

That day taught me something powerful… what feels too different or too much in our culture is often what people love most about us.

Stop shrinking your flavor to fit in.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

The Nigerian government has done something impressive.

They have convinced millions of people that struggling to eat, struggling to pay rent and struggling to survive is a personal failure instead of an economic one.

That's genius.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

📌 📌 📌

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Nayib Bukele just built the Greatest Hospital in South America called Hospital Rosales. It will Treat Citizens FREE. Total Cost Building + Furnishing $61m (N83billion)

Tinubu used N15 trillion to Build Coastal Road.

N15 trillion divided by N83 billion =

181 Hospitals 😢🙆🏽‍♂️💔

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Tinubu, rice

Atiku, dollars

Obi, donations to schools

Kwankwaso, rolling out scholarships to children of the poor.

If you like, no vote wisely.

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Just retweet and let the world see

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tinubu has so underperformed that we have forgotten how bad Buhari was. We knew it was going to be worse than Buhari’s tenure, but it was unimaginable that a country could be this bad.

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

Aboki no wise
Aboki no wise

But Aboki wey dey shine your shoe dey travel from Port Harcourt go Kano, just to go vote💀

But U no fit move from Rukpokwu go Vote for Borikiri, within the same P-Harcourt🤡

Between U & Aboki, Who be the FOOL?🤷‍♂️

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Atiku dey increase tuition fee for eim school,

Tinubu dey share rice,

Peter Obi dey donate to schools in millions, nonstop

Kwankwaso dey roll out scholarships to the children of the poor.

I know who means well for me & my unborn generation.

Nigeria will be OK!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Behold the Presidential Candidate of the NDC and incoming President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Tinubu, your days are numbered.

#NigeriaisOK

[Sir Nelson @Crypto_Diet]

If Peter Obi wins the 2027 election, his first 100 days would probably shake Nigeria in ways many people are not ready for.

Not miracles.
Not overnight change.
But visible disruption.

Here are 20 things most likely to happen early:

1. Government spending will reduce aggressively. Expect fewer convoys, fewer luxury expenses, fewer unnecessary foreign trips.

2. Ministries and agencies may face serious audits. A lot of hidden contracts and inflated budgets could suddenly become public conversations.

3. Subsidy discussions will return immediately. Nigerians may face short-term pain before any long-term structure appears.

4. The naira might react emotionally first before economically. Supporters will celebrate. Investors will watch cautiously.

5. Some politicians who survived on “connection money” may suddenly go quiet.

6. Young Nigerians will become unusually hopeful again. Social media energy alone could change national mood temporarily.

7. There’ll be strong resistance from powerful interests inside government institutions.

8. Expect tension between old political elites and a reform-driven presidency.

9. Federal appointments may become less “godfather based” and more competence focused — at least publicly.

10. ASUU, universities and education funding may receive faster attention than usual.

11. Nigerians abroad may start reconsidering returning home if policies look stable.

12. Corruption cases could increase dramatically in headlines during the first months.

13. Some governors may suddenly become “friends of transparency” overnight.

14. The civil service could experience pressure to digitize operations faster.

15. There may be attempts to cut waste in National Assembly spending, and that alone would create national drama.

16. The stock market may respond positively to stability signals, especially if foreign investors regain confidence.

17. Fuel prices may still remain painful initially, which could disappoint people expecting instant relief.

18. Media attacks against him would intensify heavily once reforms start touching powerful pockets.

19. Nigerians would become more politically divided online than ever before. Supporters and critics would clash daily.

20. The biggest change may not even be money.
It may simply be Nigerians feeling like leadership is finally trying to look responsible again.

A New Nigeria is Possible.

[Abdul-Aziz Na'ibi Abubakar @jrnaib2]

Make it go viral .

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Leaked messages shortlist woman teaching younger sister how to get an NFL or NBA level athlete while in College

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

I travel a lot and whenever I’m at the airport lounge, I usually look for an older person sitting alone to talk to.

Preferably an older woman.

Older people carry a kind of perspective you can’t Google.

One day, I walked into the lounge and saw an elderly woman sitting by herself, drinking tea and scrolling through her phone.

I walked up to her and asked if I could sit with her.

She looked genuinely surprised.

Like she couldn’t understand why a younger man would willingly choose her table.

After a brief hesitation, she smiled and said yes.

We started talking.

She was flying back to Abuja after visiting her grandchildren.

Her husband had died five years earlier.

She told me she had been a stay-at-home mother for almost 30 years and now had more free time than she knew what to do with.

At some point, she asked if I was married.

I told her yes.

Over a decade.

She paused for a moment, then said something that caught me completely off guard:

“Your generation doesn’t keep marriages anymore.”

I laughed.

She didn’t.

Then she added:

“Most people today are lucky to make it to five years. And it will get worse with the next generation.”

So I asked her why she thought marriages were failing more today.

She took a sip of tea and said:

“Because they don’t make men the way they used to.”

That immediately caught my attention.

I asked, “You think it’s mostly the men?”

She nodded calmly.

“I know people will say I’m blaming men, but most failed marriages happen because men fail to do the needful.”

“The needful?” I asked.

She leaned back slightly and said:

“There are two things men used to understand that modern men no longer do.”

Then she looked me dead in the eye and said:

“And when men stop doing these two things, women eventually leave.”