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@LouiseMensch @TheRickWilson Maybe it’s stigmata because of his saintliness

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@joncoopertweets Reminds me of a Debbie Downer smile

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@GeorgeTakei It was Colonel Mustard with the Mountain Dew in the conservatory

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@nathaliejacoby1 Eternal Taint

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Turns out it was Colonel Murdaugh in the library with the revolver.

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@GeorgeTakei Any shit hole country will do

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@hwinkler4real Turkey bacon

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@joncoopertweets Uranus or Anuslovia

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@JoJoFromJerz I have mixed feelings about leaving my idiotic, red southern state. I was born here, raised my children here. What about my pet chickens? Would the government pay for me to have a new chicken coup in a blue state? If so, I’m all in.

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@RepMTG All of the Americans I know love President Biden, and can’t stand you because of your ignorance, hatred, and general stupidity.#gazpacho

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@JoJoFromJerz The White Witch of Narnia

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@hughlaurie So sorry!!

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#Tudge

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Mar-a-Lago FBI photo shows Trump stole sensitive documents AND had ugly carpet

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We probably should've known that presidency would end with ketchup dripping down a wall, but then, Heinz sight is 2020.

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@mbeisen Because I heard you just tested positive for stupid

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@WOWCare is there an outage in Charleston ,SC?

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Grill chicken