Whudddup.

Drunk as hell. High as fuck.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

I wonder if other dogs know that were naked.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

I'm the dog your parents warned you about.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Slut jokes are whoreable.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Fuck school. Smoked a huge joint made of chronic and my owner's English paper.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

I spend more time drinking, rather than thinking.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Where the fuck am I? Shit, I had too much moonshine last night.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

I always make bad decisions. #fuckit

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Day drinking my tits off.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

ABC stores better have Black Friday sales tomorrow.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Holy shit, I'm about to go Epic Meal Time on this dinner.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

About to get high before Thanksgiving dinner lol.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

My dealer told me he would be here in 5 minutes. Where the fuck is he?

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

#MentionATrueFriend Jack Daniels.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Fuck, just threw up in my dog bowl.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Cigs are fucking gross, unless you're drunk as fuck.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer on yourself.

[Whudddup. @TedsAStoner]

Chicken Pot Pie. My 3 favorite treats.