Ted’s Tweets

Havin fun witit

[Covie @covie_93]

.....unless you are an ICE agent.

[Ted’s Tweets @TedsTweets2]

@CalebFC18 Please god no

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war.

I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups.

Fuck that, genuinely.

I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

> Oracle is worth $400 billion

> Its founder is the third richest man on the planet

> Oracle reported a 22% revenue gain this quarter

Still they fired 30,000 employees over email to fund AI Data centers. You don't hate billionaires enough.

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles"

MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!"

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I don’t believe the ICE agent’s life was in danger.

I think he went into the interaction angry & it was a bad shoot.

I don’t care if she was a blue hair liberal, this isn’t about the right & the left.

This is about government tyranny & overreach

I don’t trust the government

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

You know it’s fucked when your government labels a scared, confused soccer mom a domestic terrorist.

[mason @onehandpolitics]

This is how middle school boys imagine running a country one day

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Absolutely insane to say this without mentioning that she married a man worth exactly 30 million dollars.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Kyle Shanahan vs Ben Johnson

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Every single one of these is hilarious

[Antoni z Kijowa @koneser_misia]

‘everyone grieves differently’

Erika Kirk:

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Yes, I promise to take America back from white male gun owners who were raised by Christian conservatives in a red state.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Worst possible time for you to be flirting with an 8 year old bro

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

It's funny that they tried this one for like 12 hours before giving up on it.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

dawg we hate him too fuck all these people what aren't you getting

[Ted’s Tweets @TedsTweets2]

@ahmednasirlaw …to win….??? Tf kind of tweet is this

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Sean Strickland says he is not interested in participating in the UFC White House event:

"Just to go hang out with the fucking Epstein list? I'm good, dude."

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

hopefully Erika's press tour will be finished up by then so they can at least have their mother there.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Charlie Kirk didnt get killed he overdosed on fent