Tedward the Admirable

Hi twitter hi. I like sports where they hate the ball and it go super far away. “Ted” for short. Everything is Art. Former 4th-String punter for Fitchburg State

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I genuinely can’t believe that anyone actually enjoys their day to day life

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Chat is it socially acceptable to kill myself right in the middle of my college campus?

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Religion is one of the worst things to ever happen to humanity

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Fuck the AL central and fuck the AL west. Poverty and Mickey ass divisions every single year

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Everyone I still know is literally a bug that must be killed

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I genuinely hope the entire La dodgers roster gets caught talking to minors so their asses are gone

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The epitome of band names

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Skubal is going to the dodgers within the next few days for a fact yet it’s still gonna hurt just as bad

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I wish I wasn’t born every single day that goes by

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There’s no way that being 245 lbs benefits Alejandro Kirk’s game it pisses me off so much

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@MaryCarlPubert Dumb tweet

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I’m either moving to Europe or killing myself in the next 5 years

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Life is basically just a daily try not to kys challenge

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When I die bury me in a Knicks jersey so I can comeback

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Check the date holy shit I’m going to the gas station tmrw to buy a few scratch offs

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Spurs win over Knicks in 6

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Someone actually needs to just snipe me already

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The worst feeling ever is realizing that basically everyone that used to be in my circle are actually just neanderthals

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I’ve never met a single white guy that isn’t racist

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Jaxson dart has been added to the Chud pedophile list #whossurprised

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I miss physical baseball tickets that you can keep so fucking much. Who the fuck wants to use Apple wallet