G, The Hungry Reader

America’s favorite funster! He/him/them, BLM. Check out my show, @thehungryreader! Check out my podcast too, at @No_Alf_Tonight !

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It’s my first @ifcomp! My game is a mascot horror cross between Pac-Man, Hunt the Wumpus, Animal Crossing, and me finally processing the childhood trauma of Jim Henson’s death. It’s Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head!

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Elon Glumplich is here, it’s awesome

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I don’t post here anymore, come find me at the No Elons Club.

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@corememunlocked @DailyGoBots But where are Coily and Ugg?

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@DocStrangelove2 Cotton knows a Japanese face when he sees one— because he sees the faces of the men he killed every time he sleeps.

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@starheavenly But Bayformers can turn into whatever they want, whenever they want, even if they’re just a head. How is he a Triple Changer? Is that even a thing in this world?

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@ClassicStrips Classic Heathcliff was more Dadaist than I realized.

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@FurryFootage No one has ever give me “I want you” eyes like this kappa

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@Drangula @ClassicStrips The uncolored version has it as “Garstuffed”, which… is that a pun? Did he think it was pronounced “Gar-filled”?

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@VGArtAndTidbits Pinky hadn’t even fully transitioned yet. Sega let her wear makeup on their Game Gear cover, but she was still going boymode for Nintendo

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@VGArtAndTidbits Which button do I press to play as inexplicably Caucasian-colored Blanka?

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@ClassicStrips I like to think this is Parisi vagueblogging about some other cartoonist

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@gfaunaa Isn’t it the other way around? Christians know they’re not even fooling themselves, but they’d be shunned by their whole community if they admitted it. You don’t blab the grift out loud, no matter how much the constant lies make your heart hurt and skin itch.

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@JustySilverman @lloydkaufman @Troma_Team @Retroware HOOKED

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@JustySilverman @lloydkaufman @Troma_Team @Retroware Play as Mrs. Junko? Homages to Troma’s whole history?!! This is phenomenal! I can’t wait to see the nod to Jim Mallon’s Blood Hook!

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@loresjoberg Still the best pilot for a series!

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@FurryFootage They eventually had to stop pushing the biscuits because Japan unilaterally thought they were the grossest thing ever; now you can get grilled sesame balls at Japan’s KFCs too

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@Peppymintyy Smash probably had something to do with it too; longer limbs are easier to fight with. Now that it’s an institution, many Nintendo properties are subtly being changed by its influence. (Sometimes not so subtly, Captain Falcon never actually did a Falcon Punch in an F-Zero game!)

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@BobTAngryFlower It feels very good, 40 years later, to see Transformers listed third after the two “Star” fandoms

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@sesamestreet Chocolate chip is an anytime cookie, snickerdoodles are more Christmassy

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@WayneClear Gee, I guess I must be pretty stupid for wanting a third one. Thanks for clearing that up.