Plain Jane

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

This is not conventional.
This is not traditional.
This is not professional.
But these are my confessions though.

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

Putting my son down safe to sleep in his bed and then coming back in to him face down with the blanket over his head will forever piss me off cause why are you doing that??????

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I’m tryna quit dairy but I just cannot get with this oat milk creamer 😣

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

Dallas is in the stage of grunting for an hour after every bottle and that shit is just not cool between the hours of 1am-5am 😅

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

the type to do a lot but never say much

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I can’t wait to get back in the gymmmm

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I lost 20 pounds in 2 weeks all thanks to exclusively breastfeeding

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

My dog shedding her winter coat has got to be the most annoying shit I have ever experienced bc wtf is all the hair abouuuutttttttt 😣😣😣

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

My son smiles the biggest smile everytime he gets done breastfeeding it’s so funny 😂

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I hate how out of touch my man is with money sometimes. I asked how much the power bill has been running and he said “idk it’s on auto pay.” OKAAAYYYY??!!!!!

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I will be 45 weeks pregnant before I drink some fckn okra water shut up

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I am in my third trimester and just adopted a 4 month old puppy……..I’m not crazy you are 🤠

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

There being high schoolers in 2020 is such a hard concept for me to grasp... That whole year was such a simulation like how??

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

My boy is either in my ribs or my hips and I just don’t understand what he finds wrong with all the free space in betweeeennnn 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I’ll take the Texas summer over a Tennessee winter any day

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I want truffle fries and Wingstop ranch

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I tried to do something different and got my toes done bubble gum pink. My man said “No. Go back tomorrow and get them redone. WHITE.” 😂🫡

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

Bought a juicer and label maker today…I’m in my Suzy the Homemaker era baddddd 🥹

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I get to see my son todaaaayyyyyyy 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

We’re going to the zoo today and all I’ve seen on tik tok this week is them damn gorillas acting up 😣😂

[Plain Jane @TeeAyeeEll]

I would always say I want to be a stay home mom, take care of my babies, take care of my man, and make his house our home and here I am living it day to day. It was all worth it.